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i love epic rap battles of history because i am a history nerd and i also love rap. so now i am going to rap to u about hitler and vader. note this is not meant to make fun of anyone bc i am jewish and gay af (yes hitler killed gay people) and i had two grandparents who survived his concentration camps i just really like the idea of hitler getting smacked the fuck down by vader it is my S H I T i live for it !!

INTRO

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DARTH VADER 

VERSUS

ADOLF HITLER

BEGIN!

Hitler

I am Adolf Hitler 

Commander of the Third Reich

Little known fact: Also dope on the mic

You are Vader, with your little boots and cape

And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face

You have the force to move objects I am a force truly evil

Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel

Cause look at you, you're not even a real person

I preferred you in Spaceballs—the Rick Moranis version!

Darth Vader

You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother?

So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father?

You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip

You bitch! Let me remind you who you're messing with

Everything that you did? I'm the motherfucker who invented it

I'm the original Dark Lord, you're like the sorcerer's apprentice

My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it

Hitler

You stink Vader, your style smells something sour

You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower

I'll turn all your friends against you

Just my speeches breed haters

What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

Darth Vader

Suck my robot balls

Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off

A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass

We'll call my homeboy in Israel

See who got the last laugh

Who won?

Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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[MC]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!