bobby big boobys pov
"WAYT" i showt to mosebee. "HOW R WE GONNA GET DERE IF DERES A TORNATO!?!?!?"
"simpel" bae mariyen replies. "we hav a pitza parler inside here duHHHHH"
"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok!" i replie
we go to da restarant n sit down. da waiter cums up 2 us.
"hellow my name is JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n i'll b ur waiter tonite how mai i help u"
"can i hav a glas of hairy styles' cum pls" mariyen mosebee asks.
"sure!1!" replie john. "n u sir?"
"okokokok can i hav 20 donuts, 4 pieces of cheezcaik, 35 cheezburgerz, 6 ordas of CURLEE FRIEZ n sausage pitzuh"
"DID SOMEONE SAY SAUSAGE??" A bunch of middel schoolas ask
"Everybodi say sumtin les keep it goin EGS BAKIN GRITZ SAUSAGE"
"I'm a skinnee bitsh n I still taik sausage"
"I got a fatt a$$ n I stil take sausage"
"I got a FLAT a$$ n I stil taik sausage"
"Waik up evry morning n I eet da sausage"
"I'm a redhed n I still taik sausage"
"I'm a gay nigga n I stil taik sausage"
"Wit gurl sweg gon taik yo man sausage"
"DKFNWNCJSKAMZNANQN SAUSAGE"
"Wit n thik so u no I eet sausage"
"Ya I reed bookz but dai all bout sausage SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE"
"i lyk gurlz can i stil taik sausage?"
wut
bob dunkin confuzed
bob dunkin gotta zayn
bob dunkin OWT
mr mosebys pov
"I gotta pooppeeeeeee" sai bobbee. He wak to da batroom az i listen to da tabel next 2 mi
"Thad, im in troubel bc papa saw mi poetry in E! Naccionalidad! I had to saiv la patria!1!" da Hispanic 1 sai
Thad. Whut a sexi name for such a sexi man. Thad.
"U think u hav it bad Herminia? Da water at da farmas market iznt as pure az da mississippi delta"
Da waitr wak ova. "can I taik yo orda...wait y do u hav a wolf"
"He needz to compleet da wolf task." sai Herminia.
"ooooooo ok wut wud u lyk" da waita ask
"wait whts da Spanish moss?" she asks.
"neitha spanish or moss."
she looks confuzed. "ok ill hav da grilled tilapia plz"
"That's all?" Thad askz, raisin n eyebrow. "I'll hav cookies, water, salads n sandwitches plz"
"Wud ur wolf lyk anythin?"
"I WUD LYK TO USE A CALCULATA DURIN THE NO CALCULATA SECSTION!!!1!!1!" he showts.
da waitr iz upset. "y won't he look me in da eye?"
"he had 2 sign a contract" Thad sais.
"thatz seditious." da waitr walkz away.
herminia asks, "wait wherez frederick douglass?"
"it's da 4 of juli he can't tern up cuz he a slave dUH" Thad sai.
I dunno wut else dai said bc bobbee caim back.
BUT IDK WUT TO DO BC I LUV BOTH BOBBEE N THAD?????????????? HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey guysss who do u think mr moseby should be with and please explain your previous answer ?
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Humorda legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he...
