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YOU CANT BE ANY GAYER THAN ME

Dan: Hello internet, so this is my first video of 2016, if you are watching this right now with me then happy new year to you and all that

[ 'happy year ect' appears on screen surrounded by a firework effect while a sound effect of kids going 'yaaaaay' plays in the background quietly]

Dan: If you're in the process of leaving a comment saying [ this line is said in a funny voice] thumbs up if you're watching this in 2020

[thumbs up if ur watching this in 2020!1 appears on screen surrounded by a border]

Dan: then what is it like living in a world where Kanye West is president and without me after I met my tragic end.... i hope everybody's really sad.

[laughs]

Dan: I'm joking I'm joking

Dan: So I was going to make a video over Christmas last year sat right here reflecting on all of the [images of the 7 second challenge app, the radio show, the amazing book is not on fire and the amazing tour is not on fire appear over Dan's hands moving with them while a triumphant noise quietly plays ] crazy things that happened in my 2015 it was going to be really sentimental and deep and probably quite soppy but I just couldn't do it after everything I did last year

Dan: I am just empty I am like a dry crusty sponge that just needs some time to absorb liquid so that I can - this is the most disgusting sentence I have ever said

Dan: So I thought fuck it and I have decided to do the complete opposite of that idea and upload a piece of trash with no meaning or importance whatsoever

Dan: Come with me on a journey through the last year of my life in meme's

[ in memes appears on screen with stars to a up beat harp sound effect]

Dan: As you all know my life is literally a complete joke and nobody ever understands this better than you my wonderful audience who never fails to turn a funny or horrifyingly embarrassing incident, that seems to happen quite frequently in my life, into a cyber bullying campaign against me and today I would like to celebrate the creativity that goes into that shit posting by reliving some of the best Dan memes of 2015.

[ swearing dan appears in white on an all black screen accompanied by a low horn sound]

Dan: Remember this

[ Cuts to a video of Dan and Tyler Oakely a white sheet of paper reading 'NHIE - taken a photo of another YouTuber without them knowing appears along the bottom]

Dan: Never have I ever taken a photo of another YouTuber without them knowing

Dan: ooooooh I haven't

Tyler: I hav- wait I don't believe you

Dan: Noooo I'm against that

[ Cuts back to Dan in his livingroom]

Dan: Well it turns out that was a lie

[ Maury pops up reading a card on the left hand corner o the screen while a large red X flashed up, a wrong buzzer can be heard]

Dan: at a convention Caspar Lee thought it would be funny to secretly tweet a picture of me at a party, Thanks Caspar.

Dan: Which started a public creepshot war between the two of us on twitter including this particularly incredible one that I took of Caspar let's just take a moment to appreciate that.