The Fate of a Neglected Child

Chunin Exams part one

Walking into the academy once again, naruto was not happy. He was someone at the pinnacle of shinobi and yet he was here trying out for chunin. That wasn't even the worst of it as he still had to deal with a bubblegum banshee with no mute button.

Sakura:"Sasuke if I become a chunin then we shall participate in the ethereal process of baby making."

Sasuke:"no"

After that, a bored Sasuke and Naruto walked in with a depressed Sakura following them. Walking into the academy they were met with a strange sight as a girl with buns on her head was asking to be let in, a weird guy with a black bowl on his head. Cancel that the bowl is actually his hair, and a hyuga who looked constipated.

Naruto thought:"What a bunch of nut jobs."

Seeing the genjutsu the was placed Naruto walked to the stairs hoping his team wasn't stupid to not see it but luck wasn't on his side but then he remembered he had an emo uchiha on his team.

Sasuke:"Lift the pathetic genjutsu."

Naruto:"You idiot why would you tell everyone."

Sasuke:"Why do you care? Are you scared."

Naruto's thoughts:" Do uchiha's have bad memories or does he not remember how I had to save him from dying at the wave mission?"

Naruto:" No, because of your*makes sarcastic tone* amazing idea of telling everyone this exam will have to take longer."

Sasuke just glared and Sakura was about to but in before the kid with the weird bowl* cough* hair on his head came down and challenged Sasuke.

Rock lee:"I challenge you Sasuke Uchiha in a fight. I have heard you were a prodigy and I would like to test my skills. If I win the the beautiful women next to you will go on a date with me."

Sasuke:"I also want to test my skills but it's not like you could help me with that as you are no match for an uchiha."

The two started fighting and the bowl kid was wining as Sasuke couldn't even see him. Eventually fight fight started getting faster when Sasuke used his Sharingan and the bowl kid was forced to use a move. Kicking Sasuke into the air we grabbed him and was about to start spinning with him when Naruto decided to but in and used his rinnegan to pull Sasuke towards him.

Naruto:"That's a pretty dangerous move to use against another leaf ninja don't you think?"

Before a reply could kick in a turtle walked up and bursted into smoke before a bowl man came out of it.

????:"Your right kid. That is a dangerous move that shouldn't be used here. I thank you for stepping in before anything bad happened.

Naruto just shrugged before grabbing Sakura and a glaring Sasuke. Eventually they found some stairs with a door and kakashi waiting for them.

Sakura:"Hi Sensei."

Kakashi:"Hey banshee I mean um Sakura. I'm glad all three of you came or else you would have all failed. Now the examination is right through this door, good luck."

Kakashi vanished and team 7 walked through the door only to be met with a strange sight. Ino running over to Sasuke, many ninjas glaring at everything and a snakey kid with glasses coming over.

🐍 kid:"You might want to keep it down, many of these ninjas are on edge. I am Kabuto and as a fellow leaf ninja I can help give you some information about your other opponents."

Sasuke:"Tell me about Gaara of the sand, Rock lee, and Naruto Otsusuki."(Remember his name is changed)

Kabuto:"Aww you know their villages, that ruins the fun anyway, gaara of the sand...(same as canon along with rock lee, I forgot the info and am lazy when writing this). Finally we have Naruto Otsusuki, hmm that's odd it shows the missions you guys were on but besides that there is nothing."

Before he could continue, his reading cards bursted when black flames consumed them.

Naruto:"It wouldn't be wise to reveal information of your own village. Or could you possibly be a traitor?"

A sweating Kabuto was about to retort before he dodged a punch from one of the sound nins who used a technique to destroy his glasses. Eventually more things happened but Naruto just slept until the exam started and was getting up before being tackled back down by a wild Narumi who saw her brother. Eventually the examiner came and it was time to start.

Naruto:Yare yare daze(Good grief)

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An-
You might have guessed what the black fire was.
Now I'm confused about what to do with Sasuke in the forest of death. Aka should he get a hickey or no. I am planned out for both but let me know what you readers want. 😊