to whichever deity it may concern,
I am writing this
letter to you
to make a
formal complaint
about your
product.This world
you have created
has many flaws.
It is infested with
biogots
as big as
human beings. This is
a
problem as I intended
to live
a happy life.My recommendation is
that
you return to the
manufacturer
and revise the
product designs.Thank you
for your
time.Yours,
a consumer.