A/n: hi guys sorry for not posting I was in a coma after I had to give birth but it's okay now #teenpregnancysurviour
"Ew piss off you filthy mud-blood twat," he spat at me.
I was in love.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you doing here?" I ask.
"I'm here because my ex told me to get you." He says looking deep into my eyes with his ferrety ORBS.
"You're ex?" I ask hopefully.
"Yes, Dumbledaddy my ex," he says. "Apparently you're a witch y/n"
"Huh?"
"Bitch test your ears," he says.
"Should've gone to Specsavers," says James Corden, now cosplaying as Kanye West.
"No James that's for your eyes," I say kindly.
"Oh-" James says, bursts into tears and raps the lyrics to n****s in Paris and speed runs into the back of a lorry.
I run into the tour bus.
"Harry I'm leaving the child," I say. I run back out and Dracko Malfboy grabs me and flies me on his broom to Hoggywarts.
"We're having the Yule Ball because that's all that happens in fan fiction at Hogwarts," he says to me.
"Oh makes sense," I say.
Suddenly I know how to do all the magic there is to know. We get to Hogwarts and Dracko asks me to change (this is what you wear)
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I get changed into the outfit that magically appeared in my private dorm room that also magically appeared as soon as I went up to the Slytherin common room.
I walk down the steps to the Great hall where the ball was happening and everyone stares at be because I look like an emo baddie queen.
Dracko takes my hand and we take to the dance floor.
We dance all night and he confesses his undying love for me at midnight and we make out until morning
A/n: sorry if the chapter is a bit short as I explained at the top of the chapter it's been quite hard to fit in time to write sorry 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
But I also have some amazayn news!!!!
I have a tik took account to promote the story and chat to my fans🙂
It's called @1.D.adoption.tale please follow if you like this FF!!!
I have recently seen a tiktok talking about how bad my fic is and it blew up quite a bit so I don't know how many of my fans are actually real though.
