A One Direction Adoption Tale

You're turning heads when you walk through the door-or-or

I walk out of my house with "one direction" and get into the limo by the sidewalk.

"So luv," Louis says as the limo drives away. " "We're taking you on tour with us."

"You're what?" I ask.
"You're coming with us on tour, is that clear?" Daddy alpha badboy Harry says mysteriously.

"Y-y-y-y-yes," I blush and look at the ground. We drive for a bit before arriving at a mansion.

"This is our shared mansion. We leave for tour in one hour so you should start packing luv," Zayn says to me.

"But all my stuff is at home." I say.
"This is your home, and we got 57 of our butlers to get all your stuff, plus we had a whole new wardrobe fitted for you." Niall says Irishly.

"And what about school?"
"What about school, you're with us, you don't need to be smart you just need to be quirky." Smexy dangerous Harry says staring deeply into me with his emerald green ORBS.

"COWBELL!" Liam shouts. Immediately a man runs down all 6 flights if stairs and looks up at the boys and I. He is one inch wide and two feet tall, with a butt for a head and an enormous cow bell attached to his neck.

"This is Simon, he's your personal assistant." Liam says to me.

"I thought he was your manager," I say.
"I thought you didn't know who we were," Louis replies.
I shrug, Simon is too pathetic and gross to be of any kind of power.

Cowbell leads me up to my room. It is the size of the Amazon rainforest and has a 10 ft long wardrobe in it.

"Make yourself at home." Simon says bowing so low he scrapes his face of the ground. I boot him out of the room and he falls over the banister of the stairs, plummeting down to the bottom floor and dying.

"Y/n." I here 5 minutes later. I turn around and see a pair of green ORBS emerging out of the darkness.

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-harry," I stutter because I am so cute and quirky.

"You will call me Daddy or Alpha or Pretty boy," says sternly.
"Y-y-y-y-yes pretty boy," I reply.

"Fuck," he says as his eyes roll to the back of his head.

"Um," I say, confused.
"Say it again." He grunts.
"Pretty boy?"
"SHITTING FUCK BABY YES," He screams at the top of his lungs and cartwheels out of the room screaming 'what makes you beautiful.'"

"Ur, Harry?" I call after him.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT" He runs back into the room at an ungodly speed, I think I saw his ORBS flash red. He chokeslams me into the wall and glares at me.
"S-s-s-sorry, Daddy, I was just going to ask if I could have a new butler assistant thingy, I murdered Simon," I state.
" Oh we've already tried that, he regenerates after an hour or so."

"Oh," I said miserably. I was hoping I had killed him.

As soon as Harry leaves the room I hear tapping on my window. I open it and see none other than Edward Cullen. He silently enters my room and looks deep into my eyes. "Greetings." He says staring at me. He leans in closer and I think we're about to kiss. I grab his neck and pull his lips on mine. I forcefully make out with him, until he pulls away.
"What was that for?" He asks me.
"I thought you were gonna kiss me." I shrugged.
"No I was gonna bite you and turn you into a vampire!" He laughs.
"Oh! Silly me go ahead." I laugh and expose my neck for him.

He leans in slowly for dramatic effect. Just as I feel him on my neck (while I'm calling a taxi climbing over me while I climb in the back seat) the door bursts open and Harry stands in the doorway with an evil look on his face.

"Get away from her," he growls.
"Edward takes one look at Harry and jumps out the window."

"Why did you let him in!" He yells in his smexy low rumbling angelic ethereal yet dangerous voice.
"I wanted to be a vampire," I say.
"I'll have to punish you later," he says mysteriously, "Edward is my mortal enemy."
"Why?"

Harry looks off sexily into the distance.

"None of your business. We're leaving soon. Get ready to leave for tour."

Harry turns to leave, but then he turns around and kisses me passionately on the lips, leaving me breathless "I'm glad you're okay," he smirks and leaves the room.

I pass out.

When I wake up I am being carried out by Simon.

"Urgh you're back."

"It's time to go your majesty," he replies "I packed all your things for you."

I get out of Cowbell's gross arms and walk out of the mansion. Time for tour!

A/N: Hey Guys!!!!!!!!!!!
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