A One Direction Adoption Tale

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I get onto a massive tour bus that is painted with potatoes and carrots. The first person I see is James Corden cosplaying as Michael Jackson.

"Hi James," I say, "Are you coming on tour too?"

"A B C, easy as 123!" He sings.

"Umm, sorry I can't spell or count." I say.

I then sit down and after a bit Louis joins me.

"Promise 😊" he says over and over again.

"Huh?"

"I'm practicing for my acting career," he explains. "Promise 😊 promise 😊 promise 😊 promise 😊 promise 😊"

For some reason I get the sudden urge to cry so I start singing my favourite song, fight song, under my breath.

After a while Louis passes out because his ears explode from my singing. I move away because he's getting blood on my quirky top.

I sit down at the back of the tour bus and listen to a really underground artist that not many people have heard of while looking out the window dramatically.

"WE'RE HERE!" I hear, interrupting the Taylor Swift song I was listening to ( don't worry if you don't know who that is)

We all get out apart from James Corden who moonwalks to the driver's seat and drives the tour bus into a KFC while yelling the national anthem.

"Oh no now I can't sleep on the tour bus like I usually do which is definitely why we only have 4 rooms booked every time we stay at a hotel." Louis exclaims.

"I guess you'll have to stay with me then," Harry sighs dramatically.

We check into our rooms and then I realise
"I don't have a room!"

"You can stay with me then." I hear a deep voice behind me.

"Damon Salvatore?" I exclaim.

"No. She's with me, leave now." Harry says intensely.

"What about Louis?" Damon asks.

"Eh, I'll find a new tour bus to sleep in like I always do and I'm obviously not lying obviously," Louis replies.

"Go. Damon." Harry growls dangerously.

Wow he's so hot.

As Damon walks away Harry grabs my hand and pulls me into his hotel room.

"You need to stay away from Damon," he says while staring off into the distance and biting his lip agressivly.

"Why?" I ask. "How do you know him?"

Harry's eyes flash red and he spins around in a circle while growling like a dog.

"I have, a secret." He says once he's finished.

"What is it?" I ask. I have absolutely 100% no idea what he is talking about at all.

"I am going to protect you," he says dramatically. ,But you can't know."

"Y-y-y-y-you want to protect me?" I stutter quirkily.

"Of course," Harry replies staring at me intently with his green ORBS.

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-harry," I say, looking at the ground.

"It's Daddy, but yes baby gorl?" Smexy Daddy Hazza bear asks.

"Daddy," I correct myself. "I'm ready, I think," I say, giving him puppy dog eyes.

"Me too y/n," He replies.

Harry picks me up and throws me onto the bed. Harry's clothes magically disappear and I let out a gasp.

"D-d-d-d-d-d-daddy," I say timidly. "Y-y-y-y-you o-only have one b-b-b-b-ballsack."

Harry immediately bursts into tears and lies on the ground like a naked baby having a tantrum.

"I-i-i-it's because i-i have double the amount of nipples, I have half the amount of balls!" He wails.

"Oh, pretty boy," I soothe as Harry screams "FUCK".
"I still love you," I say.

"Thank you luv," Hazza bear sniffs.

"Do you still want to rail me?" I ask gently.
Harry nods while wiping his running nose all over his hand.

Me and Harry make love all night.

The next morning I have his baby and name it Damon because he brought us together.

A/n: Awwwww 💕 they had a baby after having hadonkydonk for the first time together 🥺🥺🥺

#relationshipgoals ❤️🤪