A One Direction Adoption Tale

Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough

I am woken up by my baby Hazzy poo.

"Hey, luv it's time for our first concert," he says.

'I'm exited to see it Daddy," I reply like a good girl.

Harry agressivly barks at my pet name.

"Right, well I'll go get the baby and be can drive to the concert darrrrrling," he says to me.

I go and get our beautiful baby Damon and go and sit in the new tour bus.

"OI OI!"

"Louis?" I say.

"Hey luv, I was just sleeping in here because I always definitely 100% do this."

"Eh, okay" I shrug.

"How come you have a baby?" He asks.

"Oh me and Harry fucked a couple nights ago and I had the baby yesterday," I explain.

"Ah, makes sense," Louis says.

Me and Lou chat for a bit before smexy Daddy Hazza comes in too.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH MY BABY MAMA!" He screams at Louis.

"We were just talking babe- I mean Harry," Louis replies.

Harry rugby tackles Louis and they start scrapping on the floor.

"No Harry!" I scream. I pull him off the ground and stand inbetween him and Louis.

"Look at me Harry, this is not you, stop this, please, for me," I say, with tears in my eyes.

Harry is still staring at Louis, breathing heavily.

He pushes past me and starts agressivly making out with him.

With tears still in my eyes I say, "Harry, how could you?"

"Bitch I'm a gay vampire, did you not see this coming, why did you think I was enemies with Edward Cullen," Harry says.

"And Damon Salvatore," I say to myself.

"You can date my 'girlfriend' Eleanor if you like," Louis says kindly.

"But Harry was my love!" I scream.
"THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!" I sing.
"No my ears!" Louis shouts again.

I run out of the tour bus before running into a brick wall and falling over. Only it's not a brick wall, it's Dracko Malfboy.

"D-d-d-d-d-d-dracko?" I say timidly.

A/n: another cliff hanger!!!!

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