funny jokes » haylor [book 1]

♡ five ♡

"Hiiiii Taylor."

Silence.

"Today I have a really funny joke for you!"

Silence.

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?"

Silence.

"A fsh! Get it? Because eyes is I's so, yeah it's a fish."

Silence.

"I just realized... my jokes aren't that funny..."

Silence.

"Do I annoy you, Taylor?"

"No."

Silence.

Silence.

"Can you show me your arms? I need to check up on you..."

Silence.

"Oh... they're fresh."

Silence.

"Why do you do this to yourself?"

Silence.

"C-Can I kiss them?"

"W-What?"

"Can I kiss them? Maybe if I kiss them, they'll heal sooner- you just smiled again! Is that a yes?"

Silence.

"You know Taylor. I really enjoy keeping you company. And you have a really beautiful smile, you should smile more often."

Silence.

Silence.

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"For everything."

"Oh, you're welcome."

Silence.