The Girl Who Lives For Madness Season 1 (Madness Combat X Fem!Reader)

Trouble follows me like a bad penny

TW: GORE, LEMON(?)
Y/N = Your Name
Y/MN = Your mom's Name
Y/DN = Your dad's Name
(NOTE: Don't start video yet)

Y/N POV:

I can't believe my mom grounded me, I'm a grown adult. IM 24 YEARS OLD. I hate to admit it but this nap is really helping me out like the instant I closed my eyes I felt so tired I just passed out. Its 10:10 AM in the morning which is really late for me since I usually wake up at like 7 or 8 AM in the morning. I limp to the bathroom and start to undress. As I start to take a shower I couldn't help but feel that something's wrong with my mom... But I don't know what. Growing frustrated from the thought I snap back to reality as I realize.... I'm still on my period (F😔).... Great here comes the pain.... I get out of the shower and go back to my bedroom. I take a look at my (naked) body and think [Damn I'm hot] which I know I am. After that I put my clothes on and go brush my teeth. I limp to the living room to see my mom and my dad. "Hey mom, hey dad." I greeted. "Hey honey, how was your sleep?" Mom asked. "Oh it was great mom." I replied grinning. "Well I'm glad my princess had a goodnight sleep." Dad said. "Really dad? I'm 24, am I not a little old for that?" I asked jokingly. "Nonsense! My daughter is never to old for her special dad titles!" He exclaimed. "Wow dad titles, ok." (I swear if one of reads it as dad titties i will die XD).

Suddenly Deimos and Sanford came barging through the door. "SIR MA'AM, WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!" Sanford shouted as he ran to the basement. "What's going on?" Dad asked worried. "THE AUDITOR FOUND OUT WHERE OUR BASE IS AND SENT TROOPS NOW AS WE SPEAK!!" Deimos said panicked. "He's here for Y/N that's why...." Hank said way too calm for the whole damn situation. "WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS?! HE'S SENDING TROOPS TO KILL MY DAUGHTER!!!" Dad yelled angry and worried. "If you calm down and think straight we can get out of here before they find us, everyone grab you're valuables, we're leaving..." Hank said walking outside. "I swear I'm gonna kill him-" "Relax dad that's just how he is." I said trying to calm my dad down. Luckily he did but now he's developed some kind of special hatred for Hank which is worrying. Since there are too many people, we had to go in separate jeeps (or hummers you choose idrk :P) of course My mom wanted to go with me because she said it's safer if she's with me. Dad agreed (obviously) and went with Sanford, 2Bdamned and Hank while I went with mom and Deimos. Mom wanted to drive since she knows this place like the back of her palm which is quite surprising.

(Start video now)

"You kids hold on because this is gonna rough." Mom said. Deimos actually put on his seatbelt. "Yeah I'm with ya dei." I said as I held his hand. He looked at me confused but didn't pull away. "Brace yourself." Mom said. She started driving away from the house like it was some dirt bike race. "MOM SLOW DOWN!!!" I shouted as I asked her to slow down. "SORRY HUN BUT AS LONG AS IT KEEPS YOU AWAY FROM THAT ASSHOLE I AIN'T SLOWING DOWN!!!" Mom shouted back in response. I look at Deimos and he's glued to the seat and he's holding my hand even tighter. "This is your mom?!" He mouthed. "Yeah." I mouthed back.

*BOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* Auditors guys caught up to us and are now heading towards us. "MOM STEP ON IT!!!" "RIGHT ON HONEY! START SHOOTING AT THOSE ASSHOLES!"

To. Be. Continued

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A/N
Sup dudes author Red here, writer's block that's it. I'll see you in the next chapter. (I don't think I can keep this up much longer like damn my brain is literally getting tired)

Cya dudes I guess...