Asher's Story: RWBY Volume 3

E.P. 3 Moonlight Talk

The camera opens up to Team RWBY's dorm room. Ruby and Qrow are on the floor playing a fighting game on the TV. Yang and Asher are on Weiss's bed.

Ruby:"You'll never beat me old man!"

Qrow:"Heh, you're nothin' but talk, kid.

Yang:"You can do it, Ruby!"

Asher:"I don't know who I want to win, But you can do it!"

Qrows character cuts off Ruby's characters head off.

TV:"Soaring Ninja wins! Total annihilation!"

Yang:"Ouch.."

Qrow:"By the way. Don't ever call me 'old'."

Yang pushes Ruby out of the way and grabs the controller.

Yang:"My turn!"

TV:"New challenger approaches."

Qrow:"Now, where was I?"

Ruby:"You were telling us about your last mission!"

Asher:"Yeah!"

Qrow:"Right, right. I came across a small village in the swamps west of Mistral. Right off the bat, I knew something wasn't right."

Ruby:"What were you doing there?"

Qrow:"I needed information. Tired from battling Grimm along the way, I decided to start my search at the town's inn. The place was crawling with low-lifes and thugs, Even a few Huntsmen I could only assume had been hired by less than reputable people for less than respectable jobs. And that's when it happened."

Yang:"What happened?"

Qrow:"I was defeated.. by the mere sight... of the innkeeper's skirt length!"

Yang throws a pillow at Qrow but he catches it.

Asher:"Such wisdom!"

Asher is hit in the face by a pillow.

TV:"Soaring Ninja wins! Total Annihilation!"

Yang:"you are the worst!"

Qrow, Ruby and Asher just laugh.

Qrow:"best two out of three?"

Ruby:"So, Uncle Qrow did you get in trouble with Ozpin?"

Qrow:"Nah, me and Oz go way back. we're cool."

Yang:*Scoffs*"Cool for an old guy."

Qrow:"Not funny."

Asher:"Qrow is super cool!"

Qrow:"At least someone gets it."

Ruby:"Hey, so, what are you doing here anyway? I thought Dad said you'd be away on a mission for, like... ever."

TV:"Ready, Right!"

Qrow:"Well, a professional Huntsman like myself is expected to get results, as soon as possible."

Ruby:"Yeah, I get that."

Asher/Ruby:"We're pretty much pros, too."

Qrow:"Oh really?"

Yang:"Psssh, Yeah! Read the news sometime! We totally saved Vale while you were gone."

Qrow:"Funny, because I heard Vale stuffed a Grimm attack after you almost managed to stop a train." *looks to asher*"And I heard your team blew up multiple warehouses and got your butts handed to you multiple times."

Asher:"But we were cool though."

TV:"Soaring Ninja wins! Total annihilation!"

Qrow:"But they don't give out medals for 'almost'."