Asher's Story: RWBY Volume 3

E.P. 2 Uncle Qrow

(This is kind of a poorly written chapter.

The camera opens up to red team sitting in the stands with their jaws dropped. Donut holding up a team JNPR sign. Grif is shoving popcorn in his open mouth.

Asher:"Their arguing over a Move name?"

Simmons:"It appears so sir."

Then nora hits the other team with her hammer immediately knocking them out of bounds.

Grif:"She's scary with that hammer."

Asher:"Come on Men. It's our turn."

Red team heads to the locker room. When Asher finished getting ready he stands on a bench.

Asher:"Men, Today is the day we show the world how great red team is! We will wipe the floor with the enemy team. And then crack open there skulls and drink their blood!" *Everyone gives him a 'WTF' face. Asher then clears his throat.* "If we don't win. No food for a week."

Grif:"Dear oum. I hope we win."

They walk down the tunnel and wait for there turn.

Port:"Now a match that will be interesting we give you Team Red from Vale."

Red team walks out of the tunnel. Ruby can be seen with a sign that says 'Go team Red'.

Port:"Now they are battling agents Team ASHN (Ashen) From Atlas" *A group of four guys walk out*

The camera goes up to the announcer booth.

Port:"I was excited to see this match."

Oobleck:"It will be an interesting match. What most of the school calls them a team of misfits. I see a team with great potential."

Port:"Now lets see what their stage will be."

The environment selector spins and team ASHN side lands on a plain terrain with big rocks in it. And Team red side lands on a little hilly terrain.

Port:"Oh a mostly flat match. wonder how that will play out."

Oobleck:"Team Red may not seem like much but they are a powerful team."

The camera zooms down to the stage.

Asher:"I hope your ready to lose dirtbags."

The countdown begins and it hits zero. Red team immediately raises there guns and shoots at team ASHN and they dive behind some rocks.

Donut shoots the gun out of one of their hands.

Asher:"Nice shot, cupcake."

Donut:"Thanks sarge!"

Simmons:*Shooting at them*"oh, that's right, suck it, enemy."

Grif:*stands in front of simmons*"Yeah, Surprise attack!"

Simmons:"Sit down, you dumbass! I can't see."

Asher:"Hike up yer knickers, fellas. Let's go get 'em."

They keep shooting for a minute.

Grif:*Vibrating*"Simmons! I can't feel my hands!"

Simmons:"Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass."

After another minute of shooting.

Simmons:"Ah crap, I'm out. Give me some ammunition, Grif."

Grif:"Me? I don't have any extra. I'm down to one bullet."

Simmons:"Wha-How can thay be? You're the one who carries all the extra rounds into battle."

Grif:"Wait, since when?"