Harmony Dust's Life With The Hazbins

Angel And Alastor Are Idiots In The Kitchen

Harmony: Age 1

"Hey Husk." Angel came down with Harmony in his arms. "Is Al back yet?"

"He never left." Husk answered.

"What do you mean he never left? I sent him down to the store for milk 15 minutes ago." Angel said.

"He's in the kitchen." Husk shrugged.

Angel growled as he heads to the kitchen. "That daddy of yours, sometimes I swear he.." When Angel opened the door to the kitchen he was stunned as there was a real cow in the kitchen and Alastor was milking it. "Al, what the fuck?"

"You said you needed milk." Alastor answered.

"I said go to the store." Angel glared.

"You can't trust to stores darling, they are always hiding the expiration dates. I thought this would be much fresher." Alastor said.

"Al, why didn't you just make some fresh milk appear instead of a whole fucking cow?" Angel asked.

Alastor's grin didn't disappear but his eyes slightly widened.

"Idiot." Angel mumbled.

Harmony: Age 2

"Angel, what the Hell are you doing?" Alastor asked as he walked into the kitchen to see the table covered with junk food.

"Well, ya said you wanted Harmony to have all the food groups so here it is. We got protein." Points to hot dogs. "Grain." Points to spaghetti. "Dairy." Points to nachos that care completely covered in cheese. "Veggie." Points to french fries. "And fruit." Angel holds up some ketchup but then looks at it with doubt. "Tomatoes are fruit, right? Or is it a vegetable? Did they ever decide that?"

"Idiot." Alastor mumbled.

Harmony: Age 5

"Hey Al, have you seen... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Angel screamed before he ran over and took a giant carving knife out of Harmony's hand. "AL!"

"What? I was watching her, be lucky I stopped her from playing with the blender like she wanted to." Alastor said.

"Ya don't give a five-year-old a knife to play with!" Angel scold as he held Harmony close to him and slammed the knife down on the counter.

"It's never too late too early to learn how to use a knife." Alastor disagreed.

"FIVE IS TOO EARLY YOU IDIOT!"

Harmony: Age 10

"ANGEL!!" Alastor screamed. "The stove is on fire!"

"Uh?" Angel looked up from his phone. "Oh yeah, look at that."

"Why are you just standing there?! You said you were gonna cook tonight!"

"Yeah, I was, but then I got bored so I decided to order take out instead." Angel shrugged.

"And you didn't think to turn off the stove?!"

"Guess not." Angel said before going back to looking at menus.

"YOU IDIOT!" Alastor screamed at Angel before Harmony walked in and used her power over fire to put it out.

Harmony: Age 15

Harmony walked right into the kitchen then walked right back out after seeing what her parents were doing on the table. "Aunt Charlie! I gotta burn the kitchen table again!" Harmony announced.

Husk growled and marched into the kitchen since his goddaughter walk in on her parents doing it AGAIN. "Fucking idiots."