Harmony Dust's Life With The Hazbins

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Charlie walked over to Angel who looked very upset. "Angel, what's wrong?"

"Val is forcing me to play at this shit hole in Lust tonight." Angel groaned. "I'm married now and I have a kid, I don't belong at places like that anymore."

"Why don't you ask Al to go with you?" Charlie asked. "No one will give you trouble if he's there."

"Al has to stay with the baby." Angel said as he grabbed his makeup and starts doing his face.

"Vaggie and I can watch Harmony."

Angel stopped putting on his eyeliner and looked at her. "Uh, look toots, it's not that Al and I don't trust you it's just we don't think you two can handle it."

"Oh come on Angel, Vaggie and I are around her all the time and we have babysat before."

"Last time you babysat her was when she wasn't even able to sit up on her own." Angel sighed as he looked through his dresses. "She just started walking and we hate being away from her as much as she hates being away from us."

"Angel please, what if Val hurts you again? You really want Harmony to see you like that?" Charlie asked.

Angel's frown deepen and he sighed sadly. "Alright, I'll ask Al."

"Ask me what?" Alastor appeared startling both his spouse and business partner.

"Fuck Al, someone oughta put a bell on you." Angel glared.

"What is it you wanted to ask me?"

"Charlie wants to babysit Harmony." Angel said.

"Oh? And where are we going that we require a babysitter?" Alastor asked.

"Val booked me a gig in Lust."

Alastor flinched and made a sound like he tasted something bad. "Oh how I despise that place."

"I want you to go for Angel's safety Alastor." Charlie spoke. "Don't worry, Vaggie and I will take great care of Harmony."

Alastor thought for a moment. "Very well."

An hour later Angel was kissing Harmony's face as he held her tightly

"Alright alright, let the kid breathe" Vaggie said as she takes Harmony from him.

"Come dear." Alastor said as he takes one of Angel's arms. "The sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can leave." Al turned to the girls. "Try to get her to sleep soon."

"She's in good hands, I promise." Charlie smiled.

Alastor used his magic to take him and Angel into Lust before Harmony looked around trying to find them in Vaggie's arms.

"Uh Charlie, what do we do now?" Vaggie asked.

"Al said try to get her to sleep, so this should be easy." Charlie smiled they went into Harmony's room.

"She doesn't look at all tired." Vaggie said.

"Why don't you rock her? I think Angel left some bottles for her in the fridge." Charlie said.

Vaggie sighed and sat down in the rocking chair, she loves Harmony but she's too young for them to really connect. Since Angel put Harmony in her pajamas before they left they mostly just had to tuck her in.

"Ok, she has her blanket, pacifier, music and the monitor is on." Vaggie listed off.

Charlie leaned down and kissed Harmony's head. "Sweet dreams Harmony, we'll just be down the hall if you need us."

Harmony laid there wide awake wondering where her parents are. She was suddenly in their room but not there. She whimpered a little before closing her eyes and thinking about her parents until she opened her eyes and saw she was at this huge place with demons everywhere and Angel was on the stage dancing.

"This is for you smiles." Angel blew a kiss to a blushing Alastor who was sitting at one of the tables as Angel started showing off on a pole.

Harmony stood still watching him in amazement.

I could have any man, but I want you
I could have any man, but I want you
With you is love not dick
Every day with you is something new
You know I got so much to say
I try to hide it in my face
And it don't work, you see through
That I just want to be wit' you
And you're right

You right, you're my guy
I, I, can't help it, I want you
Said, you right, you're my guy

I, I, can't help it I want you

I can't stop and look the other way
'Cause I know what could be, babe
And didn't think you'd feel the same
I'd be thinkin' 'bout it every day
Don't believe in fairytales, but we got our fantasies
And it's me and you
Tryna be all through the sheets
Have you all on top of me
Acting like it's not that deep
Boy, you can take it out on me
Tell me what it's 'bout to be
Really feel it's bound to be
I can't tell no one but they all know

I could have any man, but I want you
I could have any man, but I want you
With you is love not dick
Every day with you is something new
You know I got so much to say
I try to hide it in my face
And it don't work, you see through
That I just want to be wit' you
And you're right

You right, you're my guy (you right, you right, I)
I, I, can't help it I want you
Said, you right, you're my guy (you right, you right, I)
I, I, can't help it I want you

I wanted you like you didn't want me too
I feel that energy (ooh, yeah)
When you're on top of me (oh, yeah)
I know your dangerous ain't no one controllin' you
But I didn't hesitate (ooh, no)
'Cause I chose loyalty (oh, yeah)
And I know your history, still it's you I seek (hey, hey)
Still so connected to that killer that you used to be
But-but-but I will cloud your memory
A couple strokes to put it in, now you belong to me

I could have any man, but I want you
I could have any man, but I want you
With you is love not dick
Every day with you is something new
You know I got so much to say
I try to hide it in my face
And it don't work, you see through
That I just want to be wit' you
And you're right

You right, you're my guy (you right, you right, I)
I, I, can't help it I want you
Said, you right, you're my guy (you right, you right, I)
I, I, can't help it I want you

Harmony clapped when everyone else did until she was suddenly grabbed by a demon couple.

"This place really does have everything." A demon man said.

"Let's go home and try it out." His date suggested.

Just as they were about to head for the door they heard someone clear their throats. They turned to see a very sinister Alastor and a fuming Angel Dust.

"Just what do you think you're doing with our daughter?" Alastor asked.

"Shit!" The demons panicked. "This is yours?"

Angel took Harmony out of their arms and held her close to him in his arms.

Alastor adjusted his monocle before snapping his fingers and his monster grabbed the two demon couple, it pulled and pulled until their body splits in two.

Angel and Alastor watched satisfied as the whole club watched terrified, Harmony was the only one that didn't see the gory mess since Angel covered her eyes.