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Mahal?

AmePhil? ( Not even a part was amephil but idk )

Phil Harem

This isn't original I just got inspired by someone <3

For the people who doesn't know what Mahal means it has two meanings (Love and Expensive)

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America: Mahal! I'm going to a meeting today, I'll come back before 5 today

Philippines: Ok Ame see you later!

Philippines said waving his hand

then America is not at the house anymore

Russia: Pip why is America calling you Mahal?

then Indonesia started to laugh

Spain: Why are you laughing?

Indonesia: Well you see Mahal means Expensive

Philippines: yup and Love

Indonesia: Yea Rig- Wait WHAT?!

Philippines: Mahal means Love and Expensive

Indonesia: You never told me that?!

Philippines: You only asked for one meaning of it

Japan: Can you tell us why he calls you that?

Philippines: Sure

Philippines: When Spain/Spanish Empire was still colonizing me, America bought me for 20 Million..

Russia: Russia's exe has stopped working cause of how much money America used

Japan: That's.... a.... lot.... of.... MONEY?!

Philippines: I know right *Philip said then made a small laugh* but I did have to pay him back soon aftwer wards :)

Indonesia : ........ WHAT?!

Philippines : yeah but... its in the past...- anyways.... Spanish Empire's teaching was. pain...

Spain: Sorry about my dad, I had fun in the past tho

Philippines: me too, but I hated it since I always have Spanish lessons

Spain: It's not that hard y'know?

Philippines: For you, your a full blooded Spanish

Indonesia: Hey Philip Mahal Kita

Philippines: Puta? Bakit? Your not Expensive? (I have an Indonesian Friend, she told me that Mahal Kita is "We Expensive" on their language <3)

Indonesia just feeling friendzoned kind of rn

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Yeah so uhhh this is short i just saw this in my draft not being updated ever since september 22 so uhh yeah :D