CountryHumans Oneshots/Stories

Philip just wants a boyfriend

this is a Countryhumans Wattpad texting thing

The names literally took me 30 minutes and it is about 100 words-

Curse words

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 - Philippines

Anime man - Japan

Music man - South Korea

I am definitely a single brother - North Korea

I am better than you - America

Vodka man - Russia

I have an angel - Israel

I am a single dad - ASEAN

I can see everything - China

I like Milo - Malaysia

Indomie Lover - Indonesia

Not Russia's Twin - Netherlands

Vertical version of Germany - Belgium

Original Germany - Germany

Philippines twin but I love him - Czech Republic

I like Animals - Australia

I like sheep's - New Zealand

My maples are my Child - Canada

I am Mexico - Mexico

Not the actual Mexico - Italy

Not Indonesia - Singapore

Opposite Indonesia - Poland

I am Egypt - Egypt

I like a tea maniac - France

I am not a tea maniac - UK

I colonized Philippine first - Spain

Argentina - Argentina 

I am not part of Australia - Austria

Greece - Greece

I am the happiest country - Finland

Iceland - Iceland

Invert version of Iceland - Sweden

I have a star at my face - Vietnam

Estonia - Estonia

India - India

I am really sorry if your country is not here- 

also the arts I will use are not mine!

                                       ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝔾ℂ

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖: ..............

Anime man: Kon'nichiwa Philippines!

the other countries: Hey Philip

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖: I just want a boyfriend

I like Milo: It's about time bitch!

I am a Single Dad: Malaysia! don't call Phil a Bitch

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖: Alright! what are my option?

I am a Single Dad: Why are you acting like it's no problem?!

I like Indomie: Philll I will be your boyfriend

I am better than you: NO! I'm going to be his boyfriend!