Angry philip is here part 1

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Angry philip

Ame x Philip?

KKK harem?

Curse words

Philip angst

Philip Harem?

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Philippines: AMERICA!!!

America: Yes Pi-

America: What's wrong?!

Philippines: SINO ANG GUMAWA NON!?

America: Did what?

Philippines: WHO F***ED MY PAPA KKK??!!

America: Woah woah woah Pip calm down-

Philippines: CALL JAPAN EMPIRE, SPAIN EMPIRE, AND THE OTHER EMPIRES

America: Yes sir-..

At the living room with the people

People at the living room 

(Japan Empire, Spanish Empire, Soviet Union, Mongol empire, United states, British Empire, Roman empire, Russian Empire)

America: Ok I just want to say pls don't try fighting Phil

China: AMERICA WHAT THE F**K WHY THE F**K IS PIP ANGRY!

America: Not my fault someone F***ed his dad-

China: Someone what!?

Russia: HeLppppPpPpPp

China: Pip want's to kill Russia!!! He thinks Soviet did it with Pip's Dad!

America: Shit-

America: Tell him that they are at the living room!

China: Ok

At the living room

America: Phil they're here just pls don't kill them- 

Philippines: Oh I won't I will only kill the one who did it with Papa 

Philippine says getting a baseball bat

Philippines: Now.... Which one of you guys did it with my papa

Soviet: I did

Philippines: I see which way do you want to die? The baseball way or the hard way?

The others: .........

Soviet: Hey Philippines we can talk about this if you kill me I will bring my army

America: Uh oh, Soviet! pls no! he will bring Martial Law! and he will bring his papa

Soviet:..... Your kidding right?

America:......

Soviet: Right??????

China: He isn't lying and..... we already know who's side we are... we are at Pip's side

Soviet: F**k you guys

Russia: Dad how could you?.... you know how protective Pip is with his dad?....

before Philippines could k**l Soviet he flinched then started to put his hand at his head and sat down (Like having a mental breakdown)

Katipunan: Hey Philip-

Then Papa Katipunan noticed that Philippines is having a breakdown

then he run towards Philippines

Katipunan: Philip It's ok calm down

Philippines: Papa they're getting louder....

Katipunan: Shhh.... It's ok Philip, let's go home?....

Philippines: Ok...

Then Katipunan is giving Philippines a piggy back ride

America: Sir KKK! What wrong with Pip?!

Katipunan : ?, oh America, Philippine is having a break down.

America : WHAT?! sir do you need help?! me and the others can help you

Katipunan : no no it's fine

Russia : no sir Katipunan we insist we want to know if Phil is okay also

Katipunan : well then, follow me

then the others followed Katipunan






TBC




sorry for the short chapter- I hope you guys enjoyed tho- anyways


good bye and have  a nice day my Frosties!

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