Angry philip
Ame x Philip?
KKK harem?
Curse words
Philip angst
Philip Harem?
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Philippines: AMERICA!!!
America: Yes Pi-
America: What's wrong?!
Philippines: SINO ANG GUMAWA NON!?
America: Did what?
Philippines: WHO F***ED MY PAPA KKK??!!
America: Woah woah woah Pip calm down-
Philippines: CALL JAPAN EMPIRE, SPAIN EMPIRE, AND THE OTHER EMPIRES
America: Yes sir-..
At the living room with the people
People at the living room
(Japan Empire, Spanish Empire, Soviet Union, Mongol empire, United states, British Empire, Roman empire, Russian Empire)
America: Ok I just want to say pls don't try fighting Phil
China: AMERICA WHAT THE F**K WHY THE F**K IS PIP ANGRY!
America: Not my fault someone F***ed his dad-
China: Someone what!?
Russia: HeLppppPpPpPp
China: Pip want's to kill Russia!!! He thinks Soviet did it with Pip's Dad!
America: Shit-
America: Tell him that they are at the living room!
China: Ok
At the living room
America: Phil they're here just pls don't kill them-
Philippines: Oh I won't I will only kill the one who did it with Papa
Philippine says getting a baseball bat
Philippines: Now.... Which one of you guys did it with my papa
Soviet: I did
Philippines: I see which way do you want to die? The baseball way or the hard way?
The others: .........
Soviet: Hey Philippines we can talk about this if you kill me I will bring my army
America: Uh oh, Soviet! pls no! he will bring Martial Law! and he will bring his papa
Soviet:..... Your kidding right?
America:......
Soviet: Right??????
China: He isn't lying and..... we already know who's side we are... we are at Pip's side
Soviet: F**k you guys
Russia: Dad how could you?.... you know how protective Pip is with his dad?....
before Philippines could k**l Soviet he flinched then started to put his hand at his head and sat down (Like having a mental breakdown)
Katipunan: Hey Philip-
Then Papa Katipunan noticed that Philippines is having a breakdown
then he run towards Philippines
Katipunan: Philip It's ok calm down
Philippines: Papa they're getting louder....
Katipunan: Shhh.... It's ok Philip, let's go home?....
Philippines: Ok...
Then Katipunan is giving Philippines a piggy back ride
America: Sir KKK! What wrong with Pip?!
Katipunan : ?, oh America, Philippine is having a break down.
America : WHAT?! sir do you need help?! me and the others can help you
Katipunan : no no it's fine
Russia : no sir Katipunan we insist we want to know if Phil is okay also
Katipunan : well then, follow me
then the others followed Katipunan
TBC
sorry for the short chapter- I hope you guys enjoyed tho- anyways
good bye and have a nice day my Frosties!
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