sungchan's jokes

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a groupchat, too tired to think for a name

im.sungchan
wanna hear some joke?

fullsun.shine
bring it on!

im.sungchan
you

fullsun.shine
huh?

dong_young
it translates fuck you donghyuck

fullsun.shine
"huh?" translates to fuck you too

morklee
damn sungchan that's the fucking
great joke i've ever heard

im.sungchan
my pleasure :3

tarooo_chan
preach!

im.sungchan
well i have another joke
why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
because it would be a foot

moon.taeil
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I LIKE FUCKING LIKE THAT
KEEP IT GOING!

morklee
taeil-hyung was awakened 😭

im.sungchan
why would crabs don't give to charities?
because they are pretty shellfish

ohdaddy

zhong_leleeego bestie

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zhong_leleee
go bestie

im.sungchan
what's brown and sticky?
a stick

yukhey
OIIII 🥒
KEEP IT GOING PLSSSS

im.sungchan
what color is the wind?
blew

hen.draryyy
SUNGCHAN LET'S COLLAB EIHSEJBS

xiaojwin
^ a big damn support

im.sungchan
what do you call a bee that comes
from america?
usb

jwi_seongieee
usb and ubb are friends btw

im.sungchan
what sounds like a sneeze and is
made of leather?
a shoe

jung.uwu
bless me a shoe
simon says be cool
don't be such a fucking foooool~

yukhey
as far as i know...
there's no "fucking" in the lyrics

jung.uwu
i just feel adding it
cuz why not? 🤷🏻‍♂️

yukhey
...
ok :))
as long as its u

jung.uwu
UWHSJWBSJE

tenoutof10
sungchan pls continue :DD

im.sungchan
what did the grape do when he got
stepped on?
he let out a little wine

nayuta
DAMN!

im.sungchan
how many tickles does it take to
make an octopus laugh?
ten tickles

tenoutof10
well daz me

im.sungchan
wanna hear a joke about construction?

wwiinn
BRING IT ON SUNGCHAN!

im.sungchan
im still working on it

wwiinn
ooh that made me laugh
a little

im.sungchan
i tripped in france
eiffel over

liu_yangx2

liu_yangx2

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im.sungchan
what did the blanket say when he fell
off the bed
oh sheet

moom.injeolmiii
SHIT
SHITTY
MOTHERFUCKER SHIT
SHITTY ASSHOLE

lee.yong
renjun calm down

nanajaem
lemme make him calm :))

lee.yong
oh umm
okay

im.sungchan
why are piggy banks are so wise?

fullsun.shine
why?

im.sungchan
because they are full of common cents

fullsun.shine
welcome to the squad

morklee
its pretty hilarious though

im.sungchan
EVERYONE!
DUE TO QUARANTINE...

lee.yong
WHAT?

justcallmekun
TELL US ASAP

im.sungchan
i only be telling inside jokes

justcallmekun
huh?

tenoutof10
^ dumb alert
DUMB ALERT!!!

justcallmekun
im not dumb
i just didn't get it

tenoutof10
still the same thing 🙄

im.sungchan
rip boiled water :((

jwi_seongieee
that's sad :((

im.sungchan
you will be mist :((

jwi_seongieee
...
oh

im.sungchan
i ain't stopping there ;))

moon.taeil
YES PLEASE
I LIVE FOR THIS

im.sungchan
what's a penguin's favorite
relative?

moon.taeil
WHAT?

im.sungchan
aunt arctica

moon.taeil

taeil

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im.sungchan
why did the tomato blush?
because it saw the salad dressing

ohdaddy
OH DAMN
HE BE STARIN' AND SMILIN' LIKE
AN IDIOT THERE DAMN!

lee.yong
pls take a sleep everyone :'))

im.sungchan
who built king arthur's round table?
sir cumference

tenoutof10
sir CUMference
DAMN!

⋈♡*。゚⋈♡*。゚⋈♡*。゚⋈♡*。゚⋈♡*。゚

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