Wow, I actually enjoy doing incorrect quotes.
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Rapunzel: Since its Thanksgiving... What Are You Grateful For?
Eugene: For you, of course, Blondie.
Rapunzel: Aww! I love you too!
Lance: Money.
Kiera and Catalina: Lance! Our father!
Lance: That's cute.
Varian: My family and friends.
Y/n: Varian's di- *realizes what they were about to say, so quickly changes it* delightful personality! *smiles, hoping nobody caught that*
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Y/n: *rings doorbell*
Eugene, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Y/n: *face palms*
Varian: Eugene, its me and Y/n. Its the monthly Team Awesome meeting.
Eugene: *smiles innocently* *opens the door* Come on in!
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Eugene: I think its time I teach you kids about your nervous system. Then we'll move on to... other things that i should teach you.
Varian: Actually most of my systems are nervous.
Y/n: I can agree, he gets really nervous and sweaty when he's with me. His whole body must be nervous.
Eugene: *kinda weirded out by the two of you*
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Y/n: What are you doing?
Varian: *hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you.
Y/n: Uh, just come down, you're gonna fall.
Varian: No I'm not! Now come kiss me, all the blood is rushing to my head.
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Y/n: There's no 'I' in team but there is in 'Pizza'!
Varian: Does this mean you're not gonna share?
Y/n: Yep! *struggles to hold 17 pizza boxes stacked on top of each other* Now bye! *waddles away with all the boxes*
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Varian: Here ya go! A nice hot cup of coffee!
Y/n: Its cold...
Varian: A nice cup of coffee.
Y/n: Its not too great either...
Varian: A cup of coffee.
Y/n: I'm not too sure this is coffee...
Varian: A cup
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Varian: UGH!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!! I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!
Y/n: *on the brink on tears* E-Everyone?
Varian: Everyone except you.
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Author's Note
Hiya! Yes! I love me some gud incorrect quotes!
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Ruddiger
Word Count: 346
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