𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐬

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

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・ 。゚☆: .☽ . :☆゚.

-flirty as fuck dont try to say otherwise

-hes obsessed with deez nuts jokes. additionally, he'll text, or tell you deez nuts jokes to you at 3 am if you're calling.

-"wait, wait, WAIT, HAVE YOU SEEN CANDICE?" "candice? whos candice?!" "...candice nutz-" and then you slap him <3

-he wears your croptops if you have any lmao

-"SHEEEEESH" "deimos, nothing even happened."

-GAMER GAME NIGHTS

-randomly walks into your room in the middle of the night, preferably when your sleeping but he'll do it when your awake as well

-he pulls little pranks on you sometimes, followed by you finding him and punching him playfully a bunch of times

-lmao probably does those cute couple things where he puts one earbud in your ear and the other in his so you can listen to music together

-kind of competitive with a bunch of things

-if you draw, he probably likes to watch you draw and requests stuff from you

(mmmmmm that kinda soudsn like me oh sthishuaihuahsdsau)

-he shares snacks with you if he has some

-he uses the word bussin a lot.

-"this hotdog is bussin" "what?"

-he probably watches shitpost compilations, along with vine compilations

-very clingy during missions, but you dont mind

-hes very hot, like heater but not too hot, hes warm. his warmth feels nice.

-sanfo and honk are fucking sick of your guys sappy shit- stop.

-(hank) "is this allowed? wtf is this allowed?" "stop"

-he probably baked you pancakes before, spoiler alert, they were burnt

-flirts with you during missions

-"you come around here often, cutie?" "shut up dei."

-you wear his jacket, because it's a thing that couples do

-hes obsessed with classic disney movies

-he tries not to smoke when your around

-haha he loves to make out and show affection towards you (but won't if your uncomfortable with it)


"WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS⁉️⁉️-" "SHUT UP"

-"sukapon" "what the fuck is sukapon?" "SUKAPON DEEZ NUTZ-" "OH MY FUCKING GOD."

-lmao i bet he likes to facetime you when in the same house as you

-texts you when your sitting next to each other

-"dei, why the fuck did you send me a among us meme?" "..i thought it was funny"

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