To start off this book of rants, I'll talk about...let's call her whore #1. Whore #1 is what her name implies, a whore. Right now we're not talking about her habits, we're talking about something she, and many others, say.
This girl broke up with this guy for cheating on her. Okay, cool. I respect your decision. That's good. She was hanging out with her friend that day and the friend decided to hook her up a couple hours later. All right. Not the biggest fan of that, but okay. The dude calls whore #1 and asks her out, and before he hangs up, what does he say? "Bye, love you, babe." Her response? "I love you too, babe." This is the problem. Moment of silence for the dumbasses who seriously do this. Do you know what love is? A deep feeling of intense affection. You can't just feel that right away. You barely know this kid, you just broke up with your 'true love', and you're already saying you love another guy. That's boochie as fuck hoe. That's not how love works sweetie :):):):):)now go fuck yourself :):):):):)
not you reader, whore #1
unless you are whore #1
