Ah yes, April 1st. A jolly day for simple, harmless pranks. Well, not for me apparently. My bitch ass mom basically tells me my sister is gonna die soon. I figured it was a joke but she had legit tears in her eyes so I figured she wouldn't lie about that. Oh no. Oh HELL NO. She bullshitted me. What the fucck hoe.
RULE #1 OF APRIL FOOLS:
NO JUMPSCARES, HITTING, OR PUTTING PEOPLE IN DANGER.
RULE #2:
DONT ASK PEOPLE OUT AS A JOKE OR SAY YOU LOVE THEM AS A JOKE
RULE #3:
DONT FUCKING TELL SOMEONE YOU DONT LOVE THEM OR THAT SOMEONE HAS DIED
You don't fucking do that dumbass. It's. Not. Okay. I'm sorry, (still not lol) but if you find giving people unnecessary stress, panic/anxiety attacks, seriously harming, or shit like shoving claustrophobic people into crowds then go over to a corner, sit the fuck down, wait for me to slice your nuts off, go die in a hole in fucking Sweden. There's nothing funny about that.
