Picture this: you're at school, you've seen the girl, you've seen her laugh, smile and maybe even burp around her friends. You've finally worked up the courage to talk to her. You make your way towards her; you feel like James Bond with your strut. Then just as you're getting closer...
You trip over your feet, face planting into the ground.
Picture done. Well done. You've made a full of yourself. Get up, brush it off and go home and request to move schools to another country. I hear Mars is nice this time of year.
Moral of the story: you've face-planted it's time to move.
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The Short and Easy Guide to Surviving...Girls
HumorHave you ever wondered how to survive the female kind but haven't found an honest guide to help you get there? Well, you're in luck! This is a short guide on how to survive the female species. With all the brutal honesty you desire. *DISCLAIMER* T...
