Ahhh...the full moon is fast approaching. I can hardly wait.
On that note, it's time for more strange things. These ones however should be more familiar.
While it's a lovely song, and I do approve, I have to wonder...Is that man a copycat, or does he just have good taste? I don't appreciate imitations. I may just be the only Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku in existence, and I'm just fine with that. (There ARE other baku, but none of them are quite like me~)
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(He's silent for some reason. Apparently these songs resonate with him somehow)
Oh, I see what's going on with you, little shark. I can definitely give you the love you want, but you mustn't try to prey on me...I prefer to eat than be eaten.
I for one, would agree with the cyber woman. It's probably completely harmless. By the way, who is Michael Jackson?
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Oh dear. It seems that last one was too much for poor Pichu. She couldn't bear to sit through it all the way through.
But...I can't help but wonder...if someone had a nightmare like that...
Can you even imagine how it would taste?
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