LOVEMUFFIN - MHA X GN!READER

CHAPTER 1 - Stabbing People is Illegal, Who Knew?

Apparently stabbing a pro hero, more specifically All Might himself was very frowned upon, even illegal. Who would've guessed? And when you see the man deflate like a balloon are you supposed to not do anything? Now for most people the answer wouldn't be to stab him but for Y/N L/N it was the only logical choice. The man was bleeding and what do you do when someone is bleeding? Stab them of course. That's basically how surgery works anyway.

But Y/N's quirk was basically that. They stab someone and they heal. While it's a bit more complicated then that, the basics were all that really mattered.

So now they're being taken into custody because it's illegal to stab people. Hoorah.

It's not like they'll actually go to jail, probably. Keyword: probably.

But now I was being escorted by a batman wannabe after he found them raising a knife into the hero's thigh. I suppose I can't blame them for restraining me after putting a knife into the hero's thigh. So my hands were restrained by the dark haired mans scarf. All Might was no where to be seen and Y/N was not shocked by that.

"Look kid— you look like a kid how old are you?" The man restraining them asks.

"15"

"Kid since you stabbed someone, especially All Might, we're holding a private interrogation on U.A grounds."

"I didn't stab him— well I did but it was to help him I swear!"

The man blinked at me for a second, seemingly confused by what I said and sighed. "Look you can explain it when we get to U. A. just don't try and escape or you'll be tried for resisting arrest as well."

Right on, 15 and a possible arrest record that's gotta' be a record in my family.

It took some time to get to U. A. mostly because the hero seemed to be trying to avoid public attention as much as possible. Not that I blame him, I mean having a kid wrapped in a scarf does look weird. Not to mention they didn't bother to send this man a car or some other means of easier transportation.

"Whatever they're paying you it isn't enough."

"I tell myself that everyday kid."

When we did finally arrive to the school it was empty considering it was after school hours. No student was training or was left lingering in the hallways it seemed. It made sense because it was summer, but maybe students lived near here or trained here? I wasn't sure and I wasn't about to ask.

I was taken to a spare meeting room where I was met with two unfamiliar people. I say people in quotations as on top of the table was a small white animal of sorts. Sitting on the chair away from me was a fairly tall man. He was wearing professional attire and didn't seem too uptight.

"Hello, I'm Naomasa Tsukauchi with the police department please take a seat" the professional man said.

I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC please have a seat.

I sat down on the chair across from him glancing at the animal with a scar across his eye.

"On my right is Principal Nezu of U. A., he will be supervising this interrogation along with Aizawa, the man who brought you here."

I look behind me to see said man leaning against the wall looking disinterested. I turn my attention back to the Tsukauchi who wore a polite smile on his face.

"We will start our interrogation now, do know I will be able to tell if you're lying or not."

I crack my fingers slightly nervous for this. It's not everyday you get interrogated by a police officer and be in the same room as two workers from U. A. one of them being a pro hero.

"What's your name?"

"Y/N L/N."

"How old are you?"

"15"

Tsukauchi continued to ask basic questions about me to write down my identity. Then he finally got to the actual interrogation.

"What we're you doing this late out at night and around a villain attack?"

"I don't watch the news, and I just wanted to get a soda."

"This late?"

"I mean yeah if you crave soda then you crave soda."

"What were you trying to accomplish by stabbing who you did."

"Weird way to word things, but he was bleeding and stuff so I stabbed him beca-" I was cut off.

"Because that is the logical conclusion when you see someone bleeding." Aizawa grumbled from behind me.

"Well as I was saying because my quirk basically stabs people to health."

"Please explain your quirk further L/N." Principal Nezu says.

"Well I can create knives from under my skin— it's not as painful as it sounds and basically I stab someone. Where it doesn't really matter, but when I stab someone they start to heal. It depends how how deep I stab them though. So it's gonna hurt like hell but the stab wound heals almost instantly and wherever else your injured gets healed in the span of minutes depending on what your injury is."

"Fascinating, are you pursuing a career in the medical field."

"Can't say that I am."

"And why is that?"

"Well stabbing someone to health doesn't exactly sound good on a resume and most people get put off by the knives thing."

"Going back to the main topic, you wanted to heal the hero with your quirk is what you're saying?" Tsukauchi asked.

"Well yeah I mean it was mostly in a state of panic to see mr number 1 hero bleeding and if you did check up on him after the bleeding that did occur should be healed now."

"We will get Recovery Girl's statement on this to confirm if validity. But you seem to be telling the truth." Tsukauchi says.

"So I'm not getting a criminal record? You won't call my parents right? They're kinda busy."

Nezu chuckled for a second and said, "No, L/N you will not be getting a criminal record. However for your parents I do believe we can come to an agreement."

I tilt my head and signal for him to go on.

"How'd you like to work at U.A? Or be an intern of sorts."

"Principal Nezu-" Aizawa starts.

"I just told you I stab people to heal them while I'm honored I'm also very confused."

"No worries! You'd be interning with our resident healer Recovery Girl. I'm sure she would appreciate the extra hands. Of course we will look into your school records and hold an exam to see if your qualified for the position. But do consider the possibility of it happening. We will be sending a confirmation email with the exam debate in the near future. I hope to see you then." Nezu says.

"Ah right. Uhm should I just leave?"

"I'll escort you outta here kid." Aizawa says waving his hand as I trail behind him.

He escorted me to my house in awkward silence. Neither of us seemed to want to make small talk. When we did arrive I walked in and locked the door behind me. I headed to my room, took my shoes off, and promptly passed out when I laid on my bed.