CHAPTER 5 - All Might, Stick to Your Day Job

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CW: Self Doubt and Deprecation

I went into school early today because Chiyo told me to, and it's not like I wouldn't listen. Honestly old ladies are terrifying sometimes and I have no doubt that she could beat my ass.

I was told to set up a small nursing station at Training Ground Beta because Class 1-A was practicing there today.

The room had no chairs just a huge screen with controls. Accessing what I need, I go to grab two folding chairs and a small table. I set the furniture up in a corner of the room.

I walk back to the nurses office to grab basic medical supplies like bandages, burn cream, gauze, and other things. I was told that there's a few kids with fire related quirks so I make sure to grab extra burn cream.

There has to be a better way to travel through this school. Walking between the training ground and the nurses office takes forever. Now I understand why Recovery Girl told me to get here early.

I place the medical supplies on top of the table and place my bag underneath my chair. I sit down and pull out my phone waiting for Class 1-A to arrive.

disfunctional

Me
if you guys aren't students and your adult then what's your jobs?

cynical asshole
Wouldn't you like to know?

Me
uh yeah that's why I asked

cynical asshole
I see why Shigaraki wants to kill you

Me
he can get in line

#1 Enabler
everyday I grow more concerned

father figure
Aren't you supposed to be learning or attending your medical duties, Shinpi?

Me
im waiting for everyones classes to begin

drama queen
what kinda school do you even go to that requires and offers a medical intern

Me
some school that's batshit to hire me

Dumbledore
Why would they be 'batshit' to hire you?

Me
uhh lemme describe this in the most crude way possible
one of the staff saw me stab another staff member and basically went ayo want an internship and i said sure ig

cynical asshole
You stabbed someone?!

drama queen
i didn't think you had it in you

#1 Enabler
Thats my kid

Dumbledore
So why did you stab someone?

Me
confidential

#1 Enabler
aww come on you already told us you stabbed a teacher what's more to incriminate you

Me
i feel like you explained it yourself

#1 Enabler
:(

Me
don't guilt trip me

#1 Enabler
Shigaraki will become my favorite

drama queen
HA

Me
oh ffs
so in basic terms my quirk heals people when I stab them

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