Not_psycho=sam
Voice_of_reason=manga
Finds_this_funny=Lucy
On_sams_side= protégé
Your_cheap_therapist=kakuzu
Leader-sama= pein
She_deserves_it=sasuke
Sam's-bae=shisui
(Not_psycho , Voice_of_reason, Leader-sama, Finds_this_funny, Sam's-bae signed in)
Not_psycho:ok I'm here what's the big emergency? Shisui and me were making a grown women with to much makeup cry.
Sam's-bae: Don't worry Sam I have a video so we can relive the moment later.
Not_psycho:it's not the same as living in the moment. :'(
Leader-sama: this is exactly why I needed to call this small get together.
Voice_of_reason: leader we will get to that.
Not_psycho: what are you......OH FOR FUCK SAKE NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!!!!
Leader-sama:yes this again your out of control!!!
Not_psycho: manga Lucy how could you do this to me?
Sam's-bae: Have you no shame? I can't even stand to look in your direction.
*turns back to them*
Voice_of_reason: Sam were not saying we don't love you...it's just maybe seeing a therapist could help with your anger and violent urges.
Not_psycho: HOW IS THAT NOT WANTING TO CHANGE ME!!!! MY VIOLENT URGES ARE WHAT MAKES ME ME!!!!
(She_deserves_it, Your_cheap_therapist signed in)
She_deserves_it: did you tell her? Was she crushed?
Not_psycho:.....oh if you think I'm violent now sasuke wait till I get my dammed hands on you!!!There won't be anything left when I'm done with you!
Your_cheap_therapist: as your therapist I think you should calm down.
Sam's-bae: Oh now you've done it.
Leader-sama: Samantha your an adult you can't throw a tantrum every time your fucking pissed.
Finds_this_funny: oh my god this is perfect Shisui we should get some popcorn and a video camera to tape the destruction.
Sam's-bae:should I bring popcorn and soda?
Voice_of_reason: I tried to keep this civil... shisui Lucy I'll bring the chairs.
Finds_this_funny: well meet in front of the base.
Sam's-bae:yea I know see you soon dearies.
(Sam's-bae, Finds_this_funny, Voice_of_reason signed out)
Leader-sama:Sam why did you go quiet?
She_deserves_it: this can't possibly be good.
Not_psycho: I am going to be at the base in 20 minutes or so what is gonna happen when I get there is your fault.
(Not_psycho signed out)
Your_cheap_therapist: That's all kinds of unsettling.
Leader-sama:shes going to destroy everything again isn't she?
She_deserves_it:good luck with that I'm going to leave the base.
Leader-sama:I'll get everyone prepared world war 3 is about to begin.
Your_cheap_therapist: this is going to cost allot.....I really hate sam.
(All signed out)
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texts with me and the naruto cast
Fanfictionso this is what I talk about with the naruto and akatuski in texts and chatrooms.