To: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
From: sanintsunade@gmail.com
subject: your wife destroying and hurting people in konoha
itachi its tsunade come get your wife. shes attacking the masses again in a drunk rage raving how you were an ass and the akatuski is an ass that everyone in general is an ass. i have no idea whats shes talking about but the property damage is growing a bit to high. not to mention shes dwindling my booze supplies. come as soon as you can
singhed
tsunade hokage of the leaf village.
to: sanintsunade@gmail.com
from: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
subject: my wife
dear tsunade
i'm sorry to inform you but me and Samantha are not speaking to one another. She continues to act like a child. the fact she is lashing out on the village just proves my point. as for why shes mad at the akatuski she blew the base up and were making her pay for it. if she continues this behavior may i suggest locking her in a room like time out?
best of luck
itachi
to: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
from:sanintsunade@gmail.com
subject: this again
oh for fucks sake. i should have known you two where fighting. why is it whenever this bullshit happens she destroys our village! listen itachi i know the girl can be a bit of a hand full but she loves you to death and you turning against her really hurt her. not to mention you and the chicken shits decided to stop talking to her just before her birthday. please for the good of the village come make up with her
pleadingly
tsunade
to: sanintsunade@gmail.com
from: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
subject: Birthday?
wait her birthday? when was this i didn't miss it again i marked it on my calendar. After last year no matter how angry she was i promised to talk to her on her birthday.
confused
itachi
to: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
from: Sanintsunade@gmail.com
subject: to late
.....for a genius you really are stupid
annoyed
tsunade
to: Uchihasamantha@gmail.com
from: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
subject: answer your phone
samantha please answer your phone. i understand we've had a bad couple of days. i do apologize about your birthday. we need to talk answer your phone.
love
itachi
to: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
from: Uchihasamantha@gmail.Com
subject; my phone broke and im done
i smashed my phone so you cant call me. as for talking im not in the mood to you guys are all jackasses. im done with it. if you cant handle my mood swings or my childish behavior then ill just leave. relay the message to the rest of the idiots im out.
peace out
samantha uchiha
to: Uchihasamantha@gmail.com
from: Uchihaitachi@gmail.com
subject: what do you mean?
samantha im going to the leaf right now. Don't you dare leave or when i find you. YOU"LL GET IT!!!
angrily yours
Itachi
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texts with me and the naruto cast
Fanfictionso this is what I talk about with the naruto and akatuski in texts and chatrooms.
