Black Zetsu is italics.
White is normal
Me: I need a favor.
Zetsu: hi sam nice to hear from you to. Conceded bitch.
Me: I'm sorry Zetsu but I'm kinda running from the cops and need a bit of help.
Zetsu: why are you running from the cops are you ok? Did you do something stupid dumass.
Me: Lucy got caught in jail so me and my protégé went to break her out. Morons shot at me and I blew the place up. Now us three are on the run and need a bit of help.
Zetsu: why didn't you text deidara then? We're to busy to deal with your petty problems.
Me: I tried but his damn phone is off!! That's why I need you to tell him to turn it on for me.
Zetsu: Sam really -_-' what's in it for us?
Me: damn uh I'll get you fresh body parts tommrow?
Zetsu: how do you plan to that when your hiding from pein? Do you plan to finally come back and face his rath?
Me: not a chance. How about I owe you one? I'd appreciate if you decide soon I don't know how long we can out run four choppers.
Zetsu: fine I'll get him to turn it on. You owe us one bitch.
Me: Yay thanks Zetsu!!!! Lucy says Thank you to.
Zetsu: whatever just don't die. We need you to live to pay us our favor.
Two minutes later
Deidara: sam Zetsu said you needed my help?un.
Me: oh thank god. I though Zetsu screwed me over..btw why is your phone off?
Deidara: some random chick got my number and keeps tracking it and me un. It's a bounty hunter and she has a annoying team that keep trying to kill me. :p
Me: if you come save Lucy ,my protégé and me I'll deal with them.
Deidara: hmm I guess I'm not doing anything better. But after can we go eat I'm starved.
Me: yea we were talking about that to so we're ok with that.
Deidara: alright on the way see you in. A few.
Me: kk watch out for the tank!!!
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texts with me and the naruto cast
Fanfictionso this is what I talk about with the naruto and akatuski in texts and chatrooms.
