𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 || 𝐒. 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐎 ☑

𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨.𝟓

𝙆𝙀𝙀𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙋 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉'𝙎

                            

"Okay Sanzu, so you're telling me that you're moving in your house soon. Having a house is a huge responsibility-" Kakucho wasn't able to finish his words because Akashi decided to cut him off.

"A huge responsibility that i dont even think that you've realised." Akashi said.

"Do you know how to do your laundry?"

"No." Sanzu murmured.

"Do you know anything about credit?

"Not really."

....

"Do you know how to iron?"

Sanzu didn't say anything.

Akashi and Kakucho looked at each other then they gasped.

"Is Boss seriously allowing you to live by your own? I cannot believe you don't know this, here's things that you need to think about."

"Take a note Sanzu, stop doing drugs." Akashi said as he poured some whiskey on his glass. "Earthquake Insurance, we live in Tokyo that is a must. Make sure you get one, it would be a disgrace if your cause of death is being flattened by a broken wall." He added.

"Flood insurance, fire insurance especially in here. Knowing you, you'd probably cook some juicy meat but the results will look like a dead rat. And don't cook, i suggest you use your kitchen for decoration only." Kakucho said.

Sanzu can feel himself getting dizzy, not because of the drugs. But because of these two men who won't stop talking.

"I know you guys are just concerned but you're really giving me headaches." Sanzu whined.

Kakucho tilted his head. "Who says were concerned about you? Were just keeping up with you because you handle drugs well." He said.

You guys are honestly mean.

The three of them looked at the door to see who opened the door. And there entered Kokonoi with Ran following him. Kokonoi sat on the couch with a sigh. Meanwhile Ran grabbed a glass and poured his glass some whiskey, he then sat on the couch beside Kokonoi.

"What's up with you two?" Kakucho asked.

"Stolen money." Ran and Kokonoi answered at the same time.

"Why do you have to be the money holder? You literally suck at it look how many money had been stolen." Sanzu ranted.

An irk mark formed on Kokonoi's brow.

"Are you saying that you should be the money holder instead of me?"

"I suit the job, that's the thirteenth time already. And it has only been a month." Sanzu retorted.

"And im sure if you were the money holder it would be times two in a month!" Kokonoi retorted back.

And the both of them exchanged arguments.

Ran, Akashi, and Kakucho was starting to get irritated on their catfight. All the three of them wanted was silence and peace since they are all stress because of gang duties.

"Ayayay imong lagay gamay~
Ayayay imong lagay gamay~"
(ya'll remember that toy phone, if you know how to speak bisaya then you prolly understand what that means;))

Both Sanzu and Kokonoi stopped arguing with each other when they heard that song. All of them looked at each other to see who's phone it was. Not until Kokonoi fished out his phone from his pocket.

That ringtone means that it was Mikey who called him.

Kokonoi cleared his throat before accepting the call.

"Boss?"

Ran, Akashi, Kakucho, and Sanzu looked at each other.

"The stolen money is found- yes yes of course they got their punishment- yes Boss ill buy some Dorayaki for you." Kokonoi ended the call.

When Kokonoi ended the call he looked up and he saw all the executives in the room looking at him.

"What?" Kokonoi said.

"I love how the voice changes when you talk to him- yEs bOss iLl bUy SomE dOraYaki For yoU." Ran tried copying Kokonoi's tone.

"Well what do you want me to do scream at him like this?!" Kokonoi said in a loud voice.

Sanzu snickered on the side which annoyed Kokonoi.

Kokonoi grabbed Ran's glass then he threw the whiskey towards Sanzu.

Sanzu gasped then he looked at Kokonoi with furrowed brows.

Meanwhile Kakucho who was beside Sanzu stared at his polo that had stained.

"Im wearing a baby blue polo." Kakucho said.

"You know what im not mad about that, you kinda deserved that." Akashi said to Sanzu.

Sanzu stood up then he looked at Kokonoi. "Calm down and c'mere for a second and let me punch you."

Kokonoi only glared at Sanzu.

"You're so easy to piss off." Sanzu lightly laughed as he walked outside of the room.

"You're so easy to make you insecure wait till i tell the others how you cried when you got your tattoo removed." Kokonoi said.

A few days later.

Kokonoi was alone in his room when he suddenly thought about his argument with Sanzu. Lately, they haven't been talking with each other and it bothered everyone except for Mikey.

Unexpectedly, Kokonoi decided to call Sanzu.

"Yo what?" Sanzu said when he answered the call.

"I know that we've been fighting a lot recently. And the whole thing in the meeting room, i just wanna say im sorry-"

"Didn't you just snap for no reason, and it's just crazy how you suddenly snapped and its not even valid. So call me back if you're feeling like being a nice decent human being, instead of being a fucking asshole all the time sheessshhhh."

"Im trying to be a nice human being right now-"  *toot toot toot*

Sanzu ended the call which made Kokonoi's blood pressure rise up, but he tried maintaining his chill.

Think about happy thoughts Kokonoi, yeah just think about happy thoughts. Think about Sanzu being grilled like a barbecue. Think of Akane- no no think of Y/N, yeah think of my pudding Y/N

"FUCK YOU BARBIE DOLL!!!" Kokonoi failed to keep his chill, he screamed it on the top of his lungs.

He was sure that he'll get a scolding from Mikey but fuck it. Sanzu was being an asshole.

Sorry if yall are disappointed, writing this is harder than i thought.