Zer0 and Maya take rest very seriously they flat out refused to leave for 3 days so I have 3 days off and no Idea what to do in a town that hates me.
I walk around and end up at a garage called scooters and head inside.
Scooter: Hello welcome to Scooters, I'm Scooter Mechanic and connoisseur of girlfriend
I slowly nod my head confused.
Ryker: good to know
I walk over to the Terminal and materialise my bike.
Scooter: whoooweee that's a fine piece of metal you got there mind if I take a look?
Ryker: not at all
Scooter *whistles* nice... needs new hydraulics though
Ryker: OK will that cost me anything?
Scooter: only a trip
I raise my eyebrow as he continues.
Scooter: I lost some magazines down in the fridge and I really liked them and need them back would you mind?
I shake my head.
Ryker: no not at all but I gotta ask first why don't you hate me?
Scooter: got no reason to... do I?
Ryker:(thoughts) so he's just dumb? Good.
Ryker: nah not to my knowledge I'll be back soon.
I head to the building in the centre of sanctuary and use the fast travel station to go to the fridge and almost immediantly I hear I gunshot and see a group of rats surrounding me.
Ryker: didn't we kill you like a day ago?
The rats start shooting but I'm already gone, I've teleported behind them I empty both of my guns taking them out, while I reload I carefully sneak out to the old bridge where multiple scrap cars lay scattered about.
I can't see any rats nor do my bionic eyes register any life so I step out and ECHO Scooter.
Ryker: Hey Scooter where are they? Do you have an exact location?
Scooter: Nope but I'm sure they're on the bridge not to far in
Ryker: not very helpful Scooter
Scooter: try checking inside the cars and under the magical ammo boxes
Ryker: uh OK?
I start looking through the cars and on the 3rd car I spot a pile of magazines I rip off the crushed door and pull them out.
Ryker: ew they're sticky... hold up is that Moxxi? Oh wow she's... just wow
Scooter: you got some?
Ryker: yeah I didn't know Moxxi was a model
Scooter: yeah my mom has a great body
Ryker: nope!
I throw them on the ground and allow my bionic arm to set the mags alight.
Ryker: sorry Scooter they just went up in flames in my hand... it was so bizarre
Scooter: really?... dang it, well I could always get a diffrent magazine maybe one with Soldier Stella in
Ryker: yes you do that anything but Moxxis magazines
Scooter: why don't you come back we'll have a drink
Ryker: well you are currently my only friend other than Maya and Zer0 so sure I'll be up in 5 minutes
Scooter: see you soon
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The Lone Soldier
FanfictionRyker is a very powerful high-ranking hyperion soldier and the son of Handsome Jack and will do anything to help him take pandora, But that starts to Change when he's sent to wipe out a town of innocents and children but is stopped by a crimson raid...