The Life of Autumn Potter {Watching the Movies}

0.02 Letters From No One

[The camera slowly pans up to reveal Dudley in his smartest school uniform, posing and smiling grandly.]

"Godric that's hideous," Sirius said with a grimace 

Petunia: Awww, smile.

  [She takes a photograph of him. She gasps in joy.]

Petunia:Vernon, just look at him. I can't believe it. In just a week you'll be off to Smeltings.

Vernon: Caveat Smeltona. Proudest moment of my life.

Autumn: Will I have to wear that, too?
"Autumn, why would you want to?" Ron asked, "One you see what they wanted me to wear instead, you'll understand." she said with a gag

[They draw their attention to Autumn]

Petunia: What, you? Go to Smeltings? [Autumn nods, questionably]

Vernon: Ha!

[They laugh in amusement]

"I prefer Hogwarts, anyways. Getting almost killed every year is still so much better than being there" Autumn says, while the past generation looks to her in shock. 

Petunia: Oh, don't be so stupid, you're going to the state school where you belong.

"She's going to Hogwarts!" The hall exclaimed angrily

  [Goes to the kitchen and fishes out a grey shirt in a boiler.] 

And this is what you're gonna be wearing when I've finished dyeing it.

Autumn: But that's Dudley's old uniform. It'll fit me like bits of old Elephant skin.

"Yeah, I see what you mean now, mate." Ron clapped a hand on her back. 

"You could smell that uniform from any part of the house, I don't understand how one boy could smell so awful." Autumn said with disgust.

"My God daughter is hilarious though! Elephant skin, who comes up with that?" Sirius barked out a laugh.

Petunia: It'll fit you well enough. Go get the post.
  [Autumn then heads to the hallway] 
-Go!

(Normal Version)

[Autumn leaves the living room area into the hallway and picks up some letters, one of which had her name on it with his address of where she slept. Uncle Vernon and Dudley sit at the table while Aunt Petunia is busy fixing breakfast. Autumn walks in with the mail and hands it to Uncle Vernon, then walks to her seat with her letter.]

"What, why wouldn't you take it to the cupboard and read it there?" Regulus asked, 

"Well, honestly I didn't think of that, and that's also not the stupidest thing I did, if you can believe that" Autumn said with a tight smile.

"Mate, we can believe it." Ron said with a teasing smile.

Autumn smacks him upside the head "Ouch, mate!" Ron exclaimed, while rubbing his head with a pout.

Vernon: [after reading a postcard] Oh, Marge is ill! Ate a funny whelk.

[Dudley suddenly notices Autumn's letter and runs to grab it from her and give it to his father.]