Gon As Deku (Rewrite)

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The group of five hung out for a while, but Killua couldn't help but hate that girl. She kept getting close to Gon, and he didn't like it. It reminded him of Retz. "Dude, your totally glaring at her" Kirishima muttered. Killua said nothing, he was in fact glaring. "Somebody's jealous" Kaminari teased. Killua scoffed. "Of a soft girly bitch? Hell no." Todoroki spoke up. "He means of her getting close to Midoria, you like him don't you?" Killua blushed even more, Gon was still chatting away with Uraraka. "Oh that? I'm not worried" Kaminari blinked. "Why not? What if he steals her? She obviously likes him" Killua snorted, although internally he had a small inkling of doubt. He wouldn't. he couldn't like her. "Gon's not into girls" He said, putting his hands behind his head with a slight smirk. Take that Uracaca biotch. "How do you know that? He blushes at girls all the time" Kirishima pointed out. He chuckled. I'm gonna expose him. "Watch this" He said with a smirk, then lowered his hands and lifted a finger. 'Gon'

It caught Gon's eye and he locked eyes with Killua in the middle of a conversation. 'get rid of her somehow' he seemed to roll his eyes, then smiled at Uraraka. "Hey Uraraka-san, could you go get me a water bottle from my room?" She blinked, then smiled. "Of course Deku!" The other three gave him confused looks as Gon walked over and Uraraka left. He smiled at Killua. "What did you need?" Kaminari put a hand to his head. "Did you just... communicate? Right now? Was that what that was?" Killua shrugged. "Hand signals. Now, I feel like exposing you dumbass" Gon's eyes widened. "W-Wait I don't think that's the right way to go about it-" Kaminari tried to protest. He huffed. "So when we were 13, me and Gon went to the gym" He started. Gon gasped and waved his arms. "KILLUA DON'T YOU DARE TELL THEM THAT!" He shouted in a panic. The other three got curious, and he chuckled. "Gon asks me if I've ever been on a date before, I say no. then when I ask him the same question" Killua fake pouted slightly. "He says, 'yeah sure, plenty of times' " All three of them looked shocked, and Gon flushed. "H-Hey!"

Then Killua fake pouted some more. "he said he went on dates with older women all the time back at whale island-" Gon waved his hands some more, blushing. "Killua! I was ten! I didn't even know what dating meant! And I told you, I'm not into girls! I was literally just showing them around the island!" Bingo. Killua huffed. "Then what about Palm?" He asked. "You were 13 when that happened" He rubbed the back of his head with an awkward expression. "Listen, she was scary. I only agreed to go on a date with her because I didn't want to make her mad" Killua scowled. "She was a middle aged woman! That's technically pedophilia!" Kaminari and Kirishima looked startled and kind of alarmed. He shrugged. "Nothing happened, we just hung out." Then he huffed. "Sorry, too busy saving your ass from a mutant rabbit while you and Palm were having fun on a fucking DATE." He snapped. Gon jumped slightly. "Ah! I forgot about that!" He scoffed. "Since you were stunted for a while I had to take matters into my own hands. Can't believe I nearly got folded by a giant mutant rabbit creature" He muttered the last part with a slight blush of embarrassment.

"Hahahahaha" Gon started laughing, pointing at him. The other three looked mildly disturbed. Killua flushed even more. "IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING!" He laughed some more, and Killua was kind of glad he was happy, but irritated it was because he was making fun of him. "Mr. 'I can take a bullet without flinching' Mr. 'I can take a million volts of electricity without saying a word' But a mutant rabbit is the way you nearly end up dying." Killua flushed even more, ignoring the horrified expressions on the other three's faces. "OH SHUT UP! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO JUMPED OFF A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE FO A FUCKING HURRICANE!" He yelled back. Gon giggled to a stop, then stuck his tongue out. "I had to save him! He was falling!" Killua snorted. "What about your fight with Hanzo? I clearly remember your stubborn ass kicking him in the face after he broke your arm and you could barely see or hear-" he started to laugh too. "I'm sorry I'm sorry, that fight was fucking hilarious" Gon shrugged as he laughed. "Well I didn't want to give up, but I didn't want to get my legs cut off. So we had to find a different way to fight" Killua laughed harder, doubling over and clutching his stomach. "H-he finally gave up and Gon says 'but I don't wanna win that way, let's find a different way to settle this' "

He cackled some more, tears formed at the corners of his eyes from how hard he was laughing. The other three were silent, and Gon huffed. "I didn't want to win that way! He wasn't supposed to give up, it was supposed to be a fair fight!" Killua paused his laughter for a moment. "He was way out of your league, the only reason you won was because your stubborn ass refused to fail the exam and he gave up because he didn't want to end up having to beat the absolute shit out of a 12 year old " He wheezed. Gon hesitated slightly. "I..." Suddenly Uraraka came running back, panting a little. "Deku! There wasn't a water bottle in your room but I got one from the-" She cut herself off when she saw Killua laughing his ass off and Gon just standing there awkwardly. The other three looked unnerved. Gon smiled and took the water bottle from her, then opened it and dumped it all over Killua's head. He just- Killua jumped, the water had just been in the fridge and was like extra cold for some reason. "GON YOU ASSHOLE!" he giggled, then drank the small portion that was left and chucked the bottle at him. Uraraka looked downright shocked. "Hey man, that's not the way you should treat your friends" Kaminari mumbled.

Gon blinked. "Huh? Oh I don't do that stuff with most people, just him." Killua scowled, then ripped off his soaking shirts and smacked him in the face with them. "Ack!" he yelped, falling backwards from the force. "Dumbass likes to fuck with my shit sometimes. Nobody else, just me. Aint that right you little shit?" Gon did two peace signs as he beamed. "Your my best friend!" Suddenly there was an empty silence from the three males. Killua blinked and glanced over at them, then stiffened slightly when he realized that they were all staring at his back. Fuck. Gon blinked, then walked over and ruffled his wet hair. "Your beautiful just the way you are. Your scars mean your strong, don't listen to people who say there ugly! There not!" He said, bonking Killua on the head. "When you said you had scars...that's...not what I expected" Kirishima said slowly. He scoffed and turned, the pink cheeked bitch gasped as well but he was already exposed so why the fuck did it matter? "It's called training. Get some and you might be close to my level" Gon scoffed. "I hate your family" He laughed. "I do to Gon, I do to."

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To be continued...