Doctor Charlatan Honolulu

Case No.3 Char vs Self claimed Biologist

[ Kiyu Kingdom ]
[ Vehlm City ]
[ Charlotte Clinic ]
[ 10:00 AM ]

Kana: Please stop yawning
Miss Doctor Charlotte
Charlotte: i cant help it i usually wake either noon or
afternoon sometimes night you are a convenient Alarm
Kana: Please do not rephase it like i am a wake up tool
Charlotte: You done fixing my hair into favorite style
Kana: Yes its done now Doc
Charlotte: Thank you! this hairstyle is my memoire for
My Late Girlfriend
Kana: You're welcome doc
Charlotte: so then what is it
that you want to ask me?
Kana: Doc do you happen to
Know about the infamous doctor charlatan then?
Charlotte: Do you have something to do with that
doctor charlatan person?
Kana: Yes after the legends
i heard about them I'm Curious to know about them
Charlotte: Doctor Charlatan
one of the feared four beings
in this world she is basically
the foundation and roots why the medicines exists
Kana: Wait doctor charlatan
is a woman not man?
Charlotte: yes she is a woman one of the four rulers of the biggest country
in this world the Nightingale Federation itself also its sole
founder of the country itself
Kana: you seem to awfully know about charlattan doc
Charlotte: Just like you i was
intrigued by her legend and
uncovered most of it
Kana: Wow thats awesome!
Charlotte: By the way enough of this is everything ready? we are setting out to next city you know
Kana: All Ready Doc!
Charlotte: Good lets head out

- Then both her and Kana exits the clinic she exits it and place the key on her coat's chest pocket they head towards the town in Vhelm
city on foot alone when they arrived at the town she saw the massive gathering of the
crowds themselves "what is
going on mister?" Kana asked the oldman "apparently the biology researchers claims they have found a mishap about the bathing or being exposed to water for too long" The oldman answered her while shrugging his shoulder "are we late?" she asked charlotte " No we are Just in time do you Really wanna Listen to this useless crap?"Charlotte replied to her and then
Kana nodded " well this might be a good way to start
my studies under your tutolage " she answered her
" Alright then listen carefully to whatever this
losers are up to" she added
and kana nods at her statement and listens attentively " Good morning
My name is Geralt today i am willing to share my findings of our resesrch" he
briefed " Bathing everyday is
a norm in polite society it isnt actually not good for your skin it dries out and leeches all of natural oils from it resulting for the body to compensate by producing more oil which
causes spots and pimples "
He paused and the whole crowd were confused and Kana cringed at him " its
the same by showering too
much too. naturally were supposed to stay clean but if
you think about it primitive
Humans could only bathe once near water bodies and
that would not happen every often thats why its best to bathe every 3 days not everyday!" Geralt finished his speech the crowds murmured in intrigued manner "this is so
stupid " Kana face palmed
" Kuhahahahah" Charlotte
laughed from the top of her
Lungs the crowds make way
for the researches then geralt faces charlotte -

[ Kiyu Kingdom ]
[ Velhm City ]
[ Vel Town ]
[ 11:00 AM ]

Geralt: What is funny huh?!
Charlotte: Everything you had said are all jokes
Geralt: Why you! you dont
know anything at all you are just a Quack Doctor!!
Charlotte: Humans have Natural Bodily Oil? what do
you see humans as oil rig
Geralt: Nonsense Quack!
Charlotte: If humans truly have natural bodily oil then
we would extinct like the
dragons long time ago
Geralt: We are not wrong!
Charlotte: Pimples and spots
are mixture of between an excreted sodium called sweat and dead skin ells then it becomes a irritation due to interaction between the dusts or the skin particles that we all shed then forms on the surface of the skin itself its a result of
neglectance to the hygiene
thats why soaps and skin cares exists to begin with
Geralt: Still it doesnt changes
anything we have natural oil
Charlotte: That natural oil you are trying to defend is
called Fatty acids excreted once the nutrients we ingest
from fatty food were transformed into chemical energy for the body it also
a process once we shed our
natural excessive fats from
our body thats all to that
Geralt: You are lying!
Charlotte: If you refused to
believed in me as the doctor
then ill test on you Geralt

- When charlotte declared that the crowd watches in the sidelines "anatomy change " she changes his anatomy by snapping her finger "what did you do to me?!" Gerald barked at her
" If our bodies are made up
of water i just added the same amount of oil in your
Anatomy " she then unfold her sleeve and looks at her
wristwatch she waited atleast ten minutes then
"Gaaaaaahh!!!" Geralt screams in agony his ears his
eyes his nose his mouth and
his skin unleashes steam and smoke " As you see Oil is a good conductor of heat and a sun ray will literally cooked you in the insides
" Charlotte stated with a smirk then she snapped her
finger manipulating the weather into black cloudy day she shoved a healing potion to geralt's Mouth letting him get healed then
she pointer her finger at him then a lightning strikes at him he didnt got electrocuted at all "and oil
is a good insulator against electricity " she added "then
its a benefit!" he hollered
Charlotte snapped her finger manipulating yancy's anatomy the same as geralt's then pulled out her flintlock and shots death inducement at Yancy's chest she fell down on the pavement lifeless "what have you done?! you killed my girlfriend!" he shouted with rage " Rest assured i only put her on pre-death Kana take out the defribilator " she ordered while grabbing her scalpel and kneels down to where yancy is and plucks out the bullet out of yancy's
Chest and patched it with bandage and kana puts down the defribilator "since
you think that insulatuon against the elecricity is a good benefit let me show you " then kana turns on the defribilator and charlotte sets it to 3000 volts and 200 jolts then Kana undresses Yancy's torso "clear" Charlotte rubs both pads and place on yancy's chest
and no response "you see?"
she asked "see what?" Geralt
answered with offended tone "looks like you dont get it yet " she rubs the pads to
each other "clear!" she placed on pad on Yancy's chest again and there was no
response at all "it requires atleast 9000 volts and 600 joules to revive the stopped
heart of the person that is on
pre-death if the third one fails your dear girlfriend will truly die " Charlotte smirked at geralt evily "now
Self proclaimed biology researcher! make a choice!
will you stick to your stupidity or let the stupidity
be the reason of your dear
girlfriend's death " Charlotte
added with a laugh "okay! okay! i was wrong! i admit i was wrong! please revive my girlfriend! i am a fraud!
and you were right! " Geralt
does a dogeza and beg for
Charlotte's Mercy then charlotte undone her anatomy manipulation and pressed the pads on yancy's
Chest then there was a heatbeat again Geralt rushed
to hug his lover with tears
" if you gonna do the research do not do a self hypothesis because you think you are correct but you are actually wrong research are ought to be tested several times until you get the result its my role as a doctor to educate dumbasses like you " she put
a cigar on her lips lighting it
up and smokes it then kana
puts the defribilator back to
her bag " What is going here?" Asterice and her healers comes to the scene
" Nothing to see here you dumb planarians i am just
educating some researchers"
Charlotte replied with a smug "is that true?" she asked the crowd and they nodded at Asterice then Charlotte and Kana walked
away from the town "looks
like i had learn more from you than those self proclaimed biology researches Miss Charlotte "
kana said then she chuckled
after then charlotte snorts -

[ To Be Continued ]