Pringles

Summer: Is this what its like to like someone?

Regulus had been talking to this James for months and they had become online best friends. They would always meaninglessly flirt with each other because that was their humor

Better than everyone else😎💪🏻

jamsie: AYO AYO I HAVE NEWS
jamsie: ARCTURUS??
jamsie: BITCH ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE BEFORE I COME AND FIND YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU

seggsyemokid: damn chill the fuck out

jamsie: i'm just joking but anyway i passed my exams😩💪🏻 i get to go onto the next year of college

seggsyemokid: YES AS YOU SHOULD JAMES. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD PASS

jamsie: why are you always right

seggsyemokid: because i am the one and only arcturus🙄✋🏼 you should know that by now🙄

jamsie: your right i'm so sorry for my question. i was not thinking🙄

seggsyemokid: you are forgiven because i can't stay mad at you🙄

jamsie: also didn't you have a important thing to do like right now

seggsyemokid: yeah but i skipped it to talk to you

jamsie: *fangirl noises*
jamsie: omg i thank you babe!! i am leaping with joy right now😍😍🤪🤪🤪

seggsyemokid: 💀
seggsyemokid: i'm bored. my brother won't fuck off because he's a annoying shit head

jamsie: you know orion sounds lowkey fun

seggsyemokid: he isn't. they are annoying

jamsie: sureeee
jamsie: but as much as fun as it is texting you this hot guy just started flirting with me so i gtg

seggsyemokid: oh
seggsyemokid: okay
seggsyemokid: um bye then

jamsie: bye :)

***

Regulus felt a unknown feeling. When James told him that he was leaving him to talk to a hot guys Regulus felt like he was stabbed in the heart, but why. Fuck. Was he.... jealous. No no no no, this wasn't supposed to happen. He liked James didn't he?

"Hey Sirius." Regulus said as he turned his phone off.

"Yeah Reg?" Sirius said peeking his head through the doorway.

"I think I like someone..."

"Really?! Who?!" Sirius exclaimed running in the room and jumping on the bed. "Wait! We have to call Barty because he will be pleased to hear this.

Sirius quickly pulled out his phone and called barty. "Hello?" Barty's voice came from the phone.

"Regulus has something to tell you!"

"And that is?"

"I have a crush on someone." Regulus smiled.

Some fan girl noises were heard from the other side of the phone. "WHAT. WHO?!"

"My online friend, James."

"Does he know who you are?

"No I told him my middle name was Arcturus and i've been lying to him for months. I don't know how to tell him that i'm Regulus Black, the instagram model."

"What if you put your name as Regulus Arcturus Black to throw some hints at him?" Sirius suggested.

"Wait that's actually a good idea. Imma do that now, bye barty!"