oblivion

sometimes bullying is good

a/n: this chapter is for one of my wives annie. everything that happens in this chapter is cannon, but annie is not. idk how that works but it does. anways lets get on with the video

"stinky bitch!"

annie was screaming, so was the little ferret boy on the floor. however, they were screaming for different reasons. Drakoë was screaming for his mummy and annie was screaming cause she was having so much fun beating up the albino rodent.  

draco was lying in a puddle of his own tears while being profusely roasted by annie for having daddy issues. draco didn't get it. he definitely didn't deserve this. as annie was going in for another headshot she saw the shadow of a 6'3 ed sheeran looking man come up behind her. she immediately stopped, thinking that someone would yell at her. yes, annie was a girlboss, but sometimes being a girlboss just isn't enough. the shadow loomed over her and the crying ferret. annie couldn't bring herself to look back over her shoulder to assess the severity of the compromising situation she currently found herself in. after 15 minutes in complete silence, the figure spoke up.

"why did you stop?"

annie swooned; the butterflies in her stomach dancing around. she could tell he had amazingly hot hands. who was this man and why was his British accent so hot?

slowly annie turned around to face this greek god looking human being. and there he was. from his dirty orange hair down to his trimmed toes, he was gorgeous. annie was staring and he could tell.

"admiring the view are we?"

annie had been caught in 4K. her face turned a vibrant shade of red as the realised that the only man ever had caught her staring at him. 

"my name is free by the way, fed wealsey. whats yours?"

"annie" replied annie.

"well annie, it seems as though malfoy here hasn't been finished up yet. shall we continue?"

annie did not hesitate. its not everyday that a god comes down to help you beat up stuck up pricks. the two of them were maintaining eye contact as they continued to beat up draco mafloy. they were having the best time. some people would consider it the perfect first date. I am one of those people.

Y/N had lost track of time while writing to granny smith and didn't realise that she was late for potions tutoring with draco. she elegantly picked up her books and skipped all the way to the library where she had agreed to meet draco. once the finished her climb up the stairs and rounded the corner to the front of the library, she was met with a sight indeed.

fred and annie were kneeling on either side of dracos abdomen, meaning that fred had a clear view of people coming into the library. however, his gaze was locked on annie meaning that once he spotted y/n out of his peripheral vision, it was to late. Y/n had began running over to the scene before fred grabbed annie by her elbow an dragged her away. however it was too late, y/n had already seen fred beating up poor little drakœ. annie and fred were zipping and zooming through the corridors having a jolly good time laughing with each other. before they knew it they were back at the Slytherin common room. Annie knew she would have to leave fred here as it was getting late.

"parting is such sweet sorry my fair maiden" said fred with a regretful look on his beautiful face.

annie giggled and wished him a goodnight, secretly hoping that they would meet again soon.

timeskip  idrk

it had been about a week since annie had met fred and not much had happened between them. Sure, there were the occasional times they ran into each other in the halls and exchanged a quick 'hi' but that was about it. this pained annie, but what she didn't know was that something was about to change.

she stepped up from her spot at the lsytherin table in the great hall, ready to head to DADA with her favourite adoptive dad remus lupin, annie felt a tap at her shoulder. She turned around to see who was there only to be met with a pair of gorgeous brown orbs you could get lost in. 

"Fred, hi!" said annie like a true icon. Annie could tell fred was up to something as he had his signature smirk on his face that indicated he was up to no good. 

"hey! sorry we haven't spoken much since the other week. i';ve just been a bit busy. nevermind that though, I have a question for you. well more like a request. you can say no, i just thought that we were a great team and could use your help with something. see, my brother and I are in a bit of a prank war. I need to prank him and i could use your help with it. only if you want, you don't need to"

"YES! of course i would love to fred" screamed annie. she couldn't believe this was actually happening. this was like one of those times were she daydreamed about her favourite fictional characters being real and talking to her. it was incredible.

the pair quickly got to work, plotting out what they would do to top georges prank. after many tireless hours of brainstorming fred and annie had finally gotten it. they would lure george into the ruined courtyard and throw pixie dust on him, making him float then they would hop on their brooms and start throwing one of fred's marvelous creations for his joke shop on geroge. (marvelous creations are so overrated tbh). it sounded great.

fred and annie had been spending more and more time together and it was all so nice. annie was head over heels for this man. what she didn't know was that the feeling was mutual. When the day to prank george finally came along, annie and fred were so excited. they just knew that their prank would work amazingly and they couldn't be happier. fred had recruited various people to tell geroge to go to ruined courtyard and he was making his way there. Fred was already there gathering pixie dust. annie was running through the halls trying to get to the courtyard without George seeing her, which was proving more difficult than she had thought. She was decided that she would break a little school rule and mounted the broom she had gotten when she graduated third year to reach her destination faster. when she was approaching the archway out to the courtyard she hopped off her broom and walked at a brisk pace out to the courtyard.

Fred was patiently waiting, staring intently at the archway looking for any sign of movement. he saw a shadow creep up towards the gap in the wall and sprung into action. he threw the pixie dust and the future began floating. he ran back over to his broom and threw one of his inventions at the  figure. immediately,  a slime bomb exploded and covered the now levitating person. a shrill scream sounded and that's when fred realised his mistake. this was annie not geroge. he panicked and grabbed annie bringing her back down to earth. he started profusely apologising while annie stayed silent. even if she had wanted to speak, she wouldn't have been able to get a word in through freds gibberish. 

fred had started to try to clean the slime of off annies slytherin robes while still apologising. he felt terrible. annie reached a hand up to freds and held it still. this made fred shut the fuck up. 

"that would've been a great prank if you had gotten the right person you know." muttered annie, she was to blown away by freds hot hands to speak normally. 

fred let out a relieved breath once he realised that annie wasn't angry. the pair began laughing profusely. this was funny (if you don't laugh you will turn into one of moldy voldys toe hairs just saying). 

"hey, so in a few days george and i are throwing a carnival in Hogsmeade to promote our new business. I know the whole school is invited, but i wanna personally invite you, annie" said fted, making eye contact with annie once again.

annie was a total simp for fictional characters so she agreed without a second thought.

"i would love to go thank you fred" responded annie, still covered with slime.

It was great.

a/n: annie i know its late and im sorry. anways your a girlboss enjoy. isn't it cool that fred never dies?