Chapter 1

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 "beep, beep, beep" 

That was my alarm. i woke up, my soft silky, milky, lavender scented hair still perfect the way it was. 

I put it in a messy bun, cuz I'm not like other girls. 

Then I blink my blue orbs.

I go to the bathroom, and take a huge fat dump that was the color pink and rainbows. 

EWWWWW, SO GIRLY!!! IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!

I wash my bum bum like the cocomelon song, and proceed to brush my pearly white teeth that may kill people if they look into it because it is so bright.

I realized that i have been in the bathroom for a long time, so i put on a quick outfit

I realized that i have been in the bathroom for a long time, so i put on a quick outfit

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And then head downstairs. 

"Y/N! YOU ARE SO LATE! HURRY UP AND EAT!" My mom yelled. I hate my mom, she's always so strict to me. I sit down and eat my waffles, because I'm not like other girls who eat pancakes.

After finishing, i grab my galaxy backpack and head to the bus.

I go to the boy's section, because girl are problematic anyway.

I sit next to cutie Jason because im not like other girls.

"Hey maaan." I said. I'm so super cool, and im not like other girls. 

"Hi? Who the fuck are you" he asked. 

OH MY GOD HE'S SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"OMG JASON YOU'RE SO FUNNY! ITS ME, Y/N! YOU'RE FUTURE WIFE!" I said. I mean like its all true, WHO WOULDNT WANT TO BE MY WIFE.

"Uh, ok..." Jason said. He's so goofy.

After that conversation, I slept on his shoulder and waited to arrive at school.

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