A/N: sorry i haven't updated i literally forgot about this book 😭
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"how stupid are you?!?" a voice yells.
"smarter than your dumbass!!" another one shouts.
"you ruined the whole thing!!!" the first voice yells.
"i think pineapple pizza is amazing!!" the man yells
"it's not!!!"
"shut up imbeciles, the girls waking up." says a man with a british accent.
my eyes slowly open, only to see three scary (but undeniably hot) guys!!!
"w-w-w-w-w-w-where am i?" i stutter softly.
"you don't need to know darling." says the one with the accent. he has dark fluffy hair, fair skin, and the most beautiful green orbs i've ever seen. he has rings on his veiny hands, and a silver chain around his neck.
i whimper and scoot away, he's scary.
"i'm sorry if you're scared of Lucius, well either that or your attracted to him" the blonde one says his hair is blonde and he has on pooka shells, definitely a surfer boy.
"why not both?" says the last one. he looks like Lucius, but his eyes are blue instead of green, they could be mistaken for brothers.
"i'm the funny character" says the last one.
"i'm the other funny one but a little serious and troubled" says the blonde one.
"i'm Lucius but you can call me better than the main love interest." he says.
"why did you guys kidnap me?" i ask softly.
"because..." Lucius starts
"we want you to join our mafia"
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