i woke up happier than ever.
im in the mafia...
im in the mafia.
IM IN THE MAFIA
"smackmyass it's time for breakfast!!" yelled blondie
i put my hair up into a messy bun and put on an oversized hoodie.
"c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-coming." i stutter slightly
i walk down the stairs when the blonde one jumps out and yells
"ugh, dylan leave her alone" the other one says.
"shut up, josh" dylan says.
"oh wow! you made all this?" i ask dylan.
i see a table filled with food.
"yes you have to try the melted marshmallows!" dylan hands me a bowl.
i grab a spoon to scoop it with. i stick the spoon in this weird looking stuff. i'm not a big marshmallow fan but i don't want to let dylan down. i scoop a big spoonful and shove it in my mouth. the stuff is so sticky.
"it's so sticky." i say as i lick the white substance off of my lips. i see dylan and josh holding in their laughs.
"what's so funny?" i ask and they just laugh more.
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