the saxophone

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it was a cool summer day in Shrek's swamp Shrek was busy practicing his saxophone suddenly Shrek got an unworldly Boner Shrek was intrigued it seems he was strangely attracted to his saxophone he started to rub and suck his saxophone he took off his clothes he was sweating it was getting hot in his swamp him and the saxophone were making love in the mud hot tub when they were done they got dressed  Shrek put the sexy saxophone back into its case and went to bed 

it was the middle of the night when Shrek woke up in a sweaty daze he was confused he look around to see Donald trump sucking Shrek's .................. SAXOPHONE!!!!!??  

Shrek was shocked to see his saxophone with the president "what are you doing in my swamp"

Shrek yelled at Donald trump  "we came to leave this disgusting swamp you call a home" we? Shrek asked "yes me and saxophone" Donald trump said "but that's my saxophone we have some thing special" Shrek cried "Shrek your all washed up saxophone wants something new and i got it" Donald trump said they then left the swamp Shrek spent the rest of the night crying and yelling for his saxophone to come back to him but sadly it never came back.

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