Survival Guide [ENGLISH]

•Blood might be thicker than water, but I'm still prefering steel and gunpowder.

Yeah like, this might be a person, or even family in some way or another. But imagine this, what helps you a person you don't know better than yourself? They are unpredictable and unpredictivness is shit during armageddon. Not to forget, running alone gives you the possibility to move on easier. No waiting, no helping, no sharing. But, I'm getting off topic here. The matter of company is to be discussed later anyways.
Weapons. Oh, don't you just love'em too?
You have to choose carefully.
-Know how to deal with bow and arrow? Hide in the woods, sniper the ennemies and hunt for food. Arrows are reusable, which is especially handy.
-Know how to deal with swords? (Through Kendo or Aikido, etc) If you are in no possession of said weapon, use either a very robust wooden one, or, why make life difficult when you could simply use a metal pipe. They should be good enough to bash in some heads. Thus, you can even put your imagination to work. Get some of your trusty tape and screwdrivers, knives, knitting needles, you name it! And now you have upgraded you iron pipe. Congrats.
-Know how to fight with your body? Better hope it isn't against zombies. But you should still however protect yourself. Loosing blood is bad. Use a roll of tape as knuckle protection. It won't break and is damn handy to bash some jawbone in. Trust me. Otherwise you can simply use a roll of cents. Little fuckers are heavy enough to amplify the force that will connect with whatever you wanted to hit. Y'know, mass plus a quick fist throw equals a greater impact. Which is good. Otherwise, use kneeprotection, it will hurt the other one, but not you.
-Know how tu use fire arms? Damn I envy you. First rule, don't, under any circumstances, waste ammo. Ya ain't finding these 'lil fuckers everywhere you go. This ain't fucking fiction, but stone cold reality in which you can die. Don't use automatic ones, they waste ammo needlessly. Pump 'n action are nice, but time consuming. However, their impact is often greater, just take a look at your trusty shotgun for example! Semi-automatic, people, semi-automatic is what I preach ya. You don't have to reload for every single shot but have numerous bullets in you magazine. Thus, you fire off only as many bullet you want. Not 10 without even hitting anything. If you are new to this weaponry, but however find one, pay close attention to it's impact during shooting. You might just fall back, if not hurt your arm/ shoulder severly.
-Know how to fight with knives? Nice. Carry a bunch of them with you. But y'know, securly on your batman-belt, where they won't make any noises to attract unwanted attention? Yeah. Always carry with you something you can sharpen you blades with. And again, your trusty roll of tape. A blade breaks off? No fucking problem! Simply tape them back on the handle, or, onto a new one. Like a pipe. See what I did there? Created a paradox. Boom, bitchez.

For everything you do, cover your hands, they shouldn't get any bruises or rusty metal to the flesh. Use leathergloves, some bandage, but never, evur, tape. Now repeat after me, take is only for objects, to shut somebody up and for kinky bitchez. Not for your skin.

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Stay dandy and always survive, ain't nobody wanting to do this work for nuthin'.