*Natasha and Wanda come Back from a mission to the place all messed up*
Wanda : What happened?
Natasha : We're not mad we just want to know.
Tony, Y/n, Sam : ...........
Y/n : Sam dared me to Jump from that table to the door.
Sam : But then Tony said To Go through the door
Natasha : *Looks at Y/n Shock*
Wanda : WHAT THE FU-
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Y/n : I'm a Good person.
Tony : You kicked me from the roof!!
Y/n : BUT YOU HAD A SUIT TO SAVE YOU.
Tony : THAT MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON?
Y/n : At least I didn't throw Natasha
Natasha : I'm Sorry WHAT?
Y/n : You see-
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*Y/n and Yelena drunk as hell*
Yelena : MY SISTER!! AN AVENGER!!!
Y/n : MY WIFE A WITCH!!
Natasha : and I thought they were russian Spy agent
Wanda : I thought my wife was finally going sober.
Natasha : Mistakes were made.
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Bucky : Hey!! I'm a loyal person. Y/n brings Random women home
Y/n : I do not!!
Tony : Ya then who's that? *Points at Yelena*
Y/n : I like that one.
Sam : Okay how about that one *Points at Natasha*
Y/n : That one just came free with her actually *Points at Yelena*
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