Incorrect quotes because i have nothing better to do

dumb fucks pt 1

Esti: Hewwo.
Russ: Hihiiiiii!
Fin: Greetings, Humans.
Techp: Three kinds of people.
Soviet: I want pudding.
Esti: Four kinds of people.
Denmark: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Techp: Five kinds of people.

Esti: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Russ: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Fin: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Russ, learn to listen.
Soviet: What if it bites itself and I die?
Techp: That's voodoo.
Denmark: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Russ: That's correlation, not causation.
Soviet: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Techp: That's kinky.
Esti: Oh my God.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Esti: I can help you with it!
Russ: Yeah, sure.
Fin: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Soviet: lol nope.
Techp: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Denmark: *Read 5:55pm*

Esti: Time for plan G.
Russ: Don't you mean plan B?
Esti: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Fin: What about plan D?
Esti: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Soviet: What about plan E?
Esti: I'm hoping not to use it. Techp dies in plan E.
Denmark: I like plan E.