The OSHA Violations of Hogwarts! Featuring America!

Introductions!

It seems that my time has come for me, Barusu, TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE! TO CRITIQUE THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY THAT IS HOGWARTS!!! Lately, I have been asking myself, huh, Hogwarts is pretty dumb. It really shows both in the books and movies. The structure, security, and moral dilemmas that the school faces are truly a travesty. Don't they have an inspector for times like this? Like, I don't know, the Association for the Protection of Magic Institutions(APMI). C'mon Britain, do something with your life honestly. We do a little trolling, but I am serious about this project. The schedule will be inconsistent as always, so don't expect too much from me. 

This will obviously take place in the first year of Harry Potter's magical school life, for this is the tamest year out of all. I don't want to deal with a giant snake, soul-sucking ghosts, a convicted felon, definitely illegal Olympics for minors, sadist child abuse, deaths, and a third World War on a preppy boarding school; not my cup of tea. America will be given the task to review and inspect the legitimacy of the school as a whole for an entire year(maybe more ;). He will be told to record any accidents, problems, and dangers that are present in the school. I'm still unsure on whether or not he will be directly involved in the Golden Trio's "adventures", but he'll be around for the good bits. I'm pretty sure the troll scene with it wrecking the girls' bathroom is a violation of the health code, totally, totally...

Also to add to this whole shebang, I will make it canon that OSHA can operate internationally if a significant place needs a thorough inspection. I know you nitpickers will say "But it's U.S. operated and whatever", there's a globally operating OSHA program SO DON'T YOU DARE GET ON MY BACK!!!(cue my totally real and not ironic anger here).

Also also, for anyone interested in s~h~i~p~s(oh-la-la)...there won't be any. Nada. Zip. There will be occasional appearances from Britain to check up on America to see if he hasn't embarrassed himself(by himself I mean Britain). I want this to be purely a fun little adventure with our lovable hero and his antics! Characters in the series Harry Potter will be the same, the same plot line, the same interactions, etc, etc. There will be deviations from the plot at times due to America, but I'll do my absolute best to keep it consistent.

I'll be doing this project for funsies, I'll do my best to upload every now and then with my super epic editor and proofreader Possessedmango(thank you for yous help <3). 

Until then nerds. Cya dudes

-Barusu(Mango)