Skip: My cooking skills are alright. I know how to cook cake, eggs, spaghetti and fish.
Dan: Fish? but that's really hard to cook.
Skip: Not the way I do it.
Jay: Alright, how do you cook your fish?
Skip: I just get some raw fish and-
Dan: What kind fish do you get?
Jay: Name a fish, Skip.
Skip: Sssssssssssssssssss...sword. Sword fish.
Dan: *trying not to laugh* You buy sword fish?
Jay: *also trying not to laugh* That's really expensive.
Skip: You said name a fish, so I named a fish.
Jay: *actually laughing* Name a fish you can eat!
Skip: Salmon!
Dan: OK, good. Salmon.
Skip: When I cook fish, I normally put it in a frying pan with salad dressing and let it cook.
Dan: Salad dressing?!
Jay: What kind of dressing?
Skip: Whatever is around.
*Dan and Jay bust out laughing*
Dan: Do you use the 1000 Island dressing?
Skip: If it's there, yes.
Jay: Do you pour it all over the fish and say, "Look, it's like you're back in the sea"?
*the three burst out laughing*
Skip: So yeah, that's how I cook fish.
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