Sam: Is having a penis fun?
Kyle: It has its ups and downs.
Nathan: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Eteled: It's a pain in the ass.
Austin: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Sam: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Kyle: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Nathan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Eteled: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Austin: My moral code, is that you?
Sam:
Sam: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Sam: Good morning.
Kyle: Good morning.
Nathan: Good morning.
Eteled: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Austin: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Sam: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Kyle: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Austin: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Eteled: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Kyle: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Austin: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Eteled: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Nathan, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Sam: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kyle: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Nathan: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Eteled: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Austin: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Sam: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Kyle: Rude.
Nathan: That's fair.
Eteled: Not again.
Austin: Are you going to want this back?
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