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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Nathan: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Austin: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Eteled: What about Sam? Nobody ever suspects Sam!
Sam: Well what about Kyle? They have a gun!
Kyle: Nathan has a knife.
Nathan: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Eteled in the arm*

Eteled: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kyle: Several traffic violations.
Nathan: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Austin: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Sam: Also, that's not our car.

Kyle: What do rainbows mean to you?
Sam: Gay rights.
Austin: There's money.
Eteled: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Nathan: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Austin: Hey, let's mess with Eteled, guys!
Nathan: Hey, Eteled, your momma so fat-
Eteled: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Kyle: Well, uh- your dad-
Eteled: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Nathan: The fuck-
Sam: Well then...
Austin: Stop, Sam!
Sam: Your grandparents so-
Eteled: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Eteled: You cannot best me, mortals.

Sam: Are we really going to let Austin keep Eteled?
Nathan: We kept Kyle.

Nathan: Austin is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Sam: Yes.
Kyle: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Austin: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Sam: What truce?
Nathan: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Eteled: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*