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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Austin: Would never stab anyone.
Nathan: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Eteled: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Sam: Would stab without warning.
Kyle: Would stab as a warning.

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Nathan: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Eteled: You can eat a rock.
Sam: Air.
Austin: The fabric of time and space.
Kyle: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Nathan: You guys are not helpful.

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Nathan: Anyone d-
Sam: Depressed?
Austin: Drained?
Kyle: Dumb?
Eteled: Disliked?
Nathan: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Kyle: Eteled's refusing to wear their glasses!
Eteled: Kyle, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Eteled: *points to Nathan* Nathan.
Eteled: *points to Sam* Sam.
Eteled: *points to Austin* Sasquatch.

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