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Sam: Are we really going to let Kyle keep Nathan?
Eteled: We kept Austin.

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Sam: What's something you guys are better than Kyle at?
Nathan: Mario Kart.
Eteled: Yeah, video games.
Austin: Emotional vulnerability.

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Sam: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Kyle: Have everyone stand.
Nathan: Bring three more chairs!
Eteled: The most important ones can sit down.
Austin: Kill three.

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Sam: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Kyle: Tubular AF!
Nathan: Mood to the max!
Eteled, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Austin, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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